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  1. Sara Palin's Fauxing Rogue tour is hitting town. Her appeal is no different than an accident. You look, no matter how disturbing it is.
  2. Hmmm. I wonder if the English think you need a dirty diaper! :) re: http://ff.im/bgL4Y
  3. Hmmm. Running low on candy. Time for the barter system. Take one, leave one trades. Hey kid, what'll you give me for a Kit Kat bar?
  4. @shalista Best wedding ever? For YOU? I'm thinking wardrobe walfunction!
  5. Watching Yankees vs Angels...wondering why some players are dressed like it's the Arctic, yet I haven't seen anyone's breath. Wimps. #fb
  6. 36 degrees, slushy and snowy, and I go golfing, disc golf that is. I just started playing a few weeks ago and love it. Try it!
  7. I just ended a 5 year relationship. Goodbye Silverado. Officially, a pickup was my longest commitment to date. Car dating starts tomorrow.
  8. If you know anybody in Sioux Falls looking for a good clean 4x4 pickup, lemme know. Pics here http://bit.ly/HAcPF
  9. Bonus for SD bar smokers: you'll be as thankful as the rest of us about not smelling like smoke long after going home. Really.
  10. The fact that Walmart is in favor of employer provided health benefits is enough for me to know it's not (and never was) a good idea.
  11. Here's one of my favs from the wedding shoot Saturday. I was second shooter for @shalista. [pic] http://ff.im/5uEwe
  12. Thanks @shalista for letting photograph at your gig. Tweeps, see her amazing wedding photography at http://bit.ly/DE4J5
  13. I had the privilege of shooting second camera at a Sioux Falls wedding. Photographer @Shalista does amazing work.... http://ff.im/5rE7y
  14. @jenimc I forgot about the tweetup! @justin_blase reminded me about 2 hours after the festivities.
  15. Craig Well, I'm out of the big meeting in Vegas. Too bad for them. Why are people so afraid of reaching beyond their... http://ff.im/5gTsu
  16. Craig Just got the word I'm goin' to Vegas for a big presentation that would change the trajectory of the... http://ff.im/5ew0S
  17. Craig Wondering if "kerfluffle" is word of the day on a calendar somewhere. I hear it everywhere. And fun to say.... http://ff.im/54l0d
  18. Wondering if "kerfluffle" is word of the day on a calendar somewhere. I hear it everywhere. And fun to say. ker FLUH full.
  19. @shalista Happy birthday! Next time you're in Sioux Falls, lemme know. How do you feel about birthday sundaes?
  20. Craig Heading to Monks tonight, 7:30 or so. There's a Tweetup happn'n. And, I've never been to Monks, so there's... http://ff.im/4M6Nw