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Sun burnt chest in slightly less pain now, still hurts though. Plus face now peeling. This is why I choose to holiday in Wales.

Just witnessed a room full of middle-aged Americans swaying and clapping along to Enter Sandman. Unbelievable.
I've had to shave my chest. The shame. At least the pain of hairy chest on sunburn is gone. Aaaah!
@tygerland Fuck yeah!
@restless_cheese & @minty78 Welcome to the United States!
@CrimeHoover Phew! Good to know. (whispers: never go on a cruise)
Just published a new post snappily titled: Bill Hicks Biopic?. Get to crackerwax.com now!
On board the ship at the wifi hotspot. Shit spot more like. Oh yes, and just threw away $50 at roulette. Damn this Butlins-of-the-waves.
Just published a new post snappily titled: Hot, Hot, Hot. Get to crackerwax.com now!
Just published a new post snappily titled: Sea Legs. Get to crackerwax.com now!
@restless_cheese That's just super news!
@tonyblews Good. In a let's watch the proles frolic kind of way.
Is @CrimeHoover still alive?
@restless_cheese Tell me it's not Pinot! There might not be a wedding after all...
@MsChuckles The ship's leaving soon, where are you!? Not pissed on cocktails again? Being touched up by a greasy local?
@restless_cheese Astounding!
@restless_cheese Very good...
@restless_cheese Do you know that Marvel do a Spider-Man cologne?
@restless_cheese Take full advantage of the free nibbles!
Headline on CNN: 'Monkey triggers Tokyo subway chaos'. Can't wait to see that story!