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@mjh81 My mistake! Slag is such an underrated career choice. I'm sure the government will step in soon and ensure all slags have degrees.38 minutes agofrom TweetDeck
Sony, I'll frisbee my MacBook into the Hudson/Thames (your choice) if you send me a Vaio AW31XY/Q. That's a quite a deal! Your move Sony!about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@OpinionatedGift It's going to be a sustained campaign. Perhaps one in New York and one in The UK (let's say London) would be good in ads?about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@spazsaz It's clearly a sign of the coming apocalypse. Repent! REPENT! alternatively try again in five minutes. Up to you really. (Repent!)about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Dear Sony, I can only imagine you're all asleep and haven't noticed my requests for a Vaio AW31XY/Q. I will try again in the morning. xabout 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
Dear Sony, my Vaio AW31XY/Q doesn't appear to be forthcoming. I'm confused by this? Maybe you need time to check your stocks?about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@kitterztoo Nifty! If they do macaroni cheese (or as you lovely American types call it macaroni and cheese) get me one!about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
I would love a Sony Vaio AW31XY/Q. Sony please send me one, I'll write nice things about you on my blog! #Sony#Vaioabout 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@ChrisBarnatt Do businesses listen? Let's see. Sony please send me a Vaio AW31XY/Q it'll be my second Vaio and will prove you listen.about 8 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@mjh81 Jordan's a cracking role model don't you think? If I had a daughter that looked up to that thing I'd probably send her to a convent.about 9 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@OpinionatedGift What! Blasphemy! Star Trek was a brilliant take on the franchise. Of course it was the Swiss cheese plot that made it fun!about 9 hours agofrom TweetDeck
@heatherofficial Would that be a vegan roast chicken? If so would it predominantly be made of some type of fungus? I love a nice fungus me.about 9 hours agofrom TweetDeck
