Crackerwax
Sun burnt chest in slightly less pain now, still hurts though. Plus face now peeling. This is why I choose to holiday in Wales.
| Just witnessed a room full of middle-aged Americans swaying and clapping along to Enter Sandman. Unbelievable. |
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| I've had to shave my chest. The shame. At least the pain of hairy chest on sunburn is gone. Aaaah! |
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| @tygerland Fuck yeah! |
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| @restless_cheese & @minty78 Welcome to the United States! |
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| @CrimeHoover Phew! Good to know. (whispers: never go on a cruise) |
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| Just published a new post snappily titled: Bill Hicks Biopic?. Get to crackerwax.com now! |
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| On board the ship at the wifi hotspot. Shit spot more like. Oh yes, and just threw away $50 at roulette. Damn this Butlins-of-the-waves. |
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| Just published a new post snappily titled: Hot, Hot, Hot. Get to crackerwax.com now! |
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| Just published a new post snappily titled: Sea Legs. Get to crackerwax.com now! |
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| @restless_cheese That's just super news! |
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| @tonyblews Good. In a let's watch the proles frolic kind of way. |
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| Is @CrimeHoover still alive? |
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| @restless_cheese Tell me it's not Pinot! There might not be a wedding after all... |
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| @MsChuckles The ship's leaving soon, where are you!? Not pissed on cocktails again? Being touched up by a greasy local? |
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| @restless_cheese Astounding! |
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| @restless_cheese Very good... |
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| @restless_cheese Do you know that Marvel do a Spider-Man cologne? |
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| @restless_cheese Take full advantage of the free nibbles! |
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| Headline on CNN: 'Monkey triggers Tokyo subway chaos'. Can't wait to see that story! |
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