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Today On Cracked: "There are guys who shrugged off prison sentences who shudder when they remember their shifts at Mickey D's fry station."about 21 hours agofrom web
9 Toys That Prepare Children for a Life of Menial Labor: Get used to it now when it's colorful and made of plastic. http://bit.ly/1Bk5NFabout 22 hours agofrom web
Today On Cracked: "The truth is like Silly Putty: you can stretch it, mold it and use it to destroy someone's life."12:25 AM Jul 14thfrom web
RT @FBTVC42 Neither - they discover that the Russians have been manipulating them. They blow up Russia. ALL OF IT. The movie makes MILLIONS.12:23 AM Jul 14thfrom web
Office Debate: Jason Bourne vs. James Bond. They start in D.C. and London respectively, and have to find and kill the other. Who wins this?1:01 PM Jul 13thfrom Twuffer
6 'Facts' About Historic Figures (Their Enemies Made Up): All enemies of Cracked.com have tiny dicks http://bit.ly/acwv58:52 AM Jul 13thfrom web
Thanks to http://xkcd.com/ for the shout out (it's in the mouse over text) We get lost in your archives for hours too.8:38 AM Jul 13thfrom web
Today On Cracked: "Fights didn't have limp-wristed sissyfits like 'referees' or 'rules' and thus matches often ended in 'grievous injuries'"8:37 AM Jul 12thfrom web
Today On Cracked: "Back to the Future is a story of time travel and a lunatic who nearly kills the underage boy he hangs around."10:43 AM Jul 11thfrom web
The Back to the Future Timeline (Of Questionable Decisions) If we didn't point this out to you, someone else would have http://bit.ly/13NNhH10:37 AM Jul 11thfrom web
