crackbarbie
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@ Well shit yes he is.
about 18 hours ago
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in reply to Favstar
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Oh, look! Scope!
7:46 PM Nov 25th
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Where all my black followers at?
7:37 PM Nov 25th
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Ladies, can you agree with me, nothing is more frightening than while you are mid-steam and you realize there is no toilet paper.
7:27 PM Nov 25th
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@ is so sexy. Also, coke.
7:25 PM Nov 25th
from UberTwitter
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His ego wanted me to let you know we are talking about the tweet that was ABOUT MY VAGINA.
7:22 PM Nov 25th
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Fucking with Duty's ego, Favstar makes him feel like a champ with 33 stars & Favrd makes him feel like a pussy with 4. Gonna be a long nite.
7:16 PM Nov 25th
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My favorite thing about wearing all black is YOU CANT SEE MY FATROLL WHEN I SIT DOWN!!!
6:48 PM Nov 25th
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brought to you by @ and I!
6:38 PM Nov 25th
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Thought I was being escorted out of the bar. They took me to the restroom, snorted blow out of my belly button and took all my ones. Fuck.
6:28 PM Nov 25th
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He looked at me weird when I said I was going to go drop urine. Doesn't he remember I spent 6 months in drug rehab?
4:36 PM Nov 25th
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You obviously don't follow @ if you didn't get that last tweet.
12:27 PM Nov 25th
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Came home from work to a dead dog, but my son just gave me a hundred bucks. You win some, you lose some.
10:44 AM Nov 25th
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I hope @ isn't catching on that I only invited him over for Thanksgiving so he could beat robot Patrick and robot SpongeBob.
1:02 PM Nov 23rd
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As much as it hurts, it feels good to have a sore vagina.
5:04 AM Nov 23rd
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@ He won't shut up about you.
9:29 AM Nov 22nd
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in reply to blankslate
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Cutest couple IN THE WORLD!!!!!!
6:10 PM Nov 21st
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If only my driving instructor could see me parallel park now!
1:13 PM Nov 21st
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Eek. I haven't shaved since the last time @ was here. My beard is out of control.
12:27 PM Nov 21st
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in reply to theduty
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Welp, I can never go back to that Tim Hortons.
7:45 AM Nov 21st
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- Bio Middle name's my creepy. It's not racist if it's true. I'm @theduty's lady. Deal.
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