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"Doesn't Rush Limbaugh remind you of one of those gay guys that like to lie in a tub while other guys pee on him?" - Bill Hicks 8:12 AM Oct 11th, 2009 via web
"Sometimes the truth is so precious, it must be accompanied by a bodyguard of lies." Donald "Cracka" Rumsfeld, September 25th, 2001 6:58 AM Oct 11th, 2009 via web
@Crackablacks can't message you, you're not a follower! Contact me directly at contact@crakaplease.com, cheers. 6:42 AM Oct 11th, 2009 via web
Notice how people who believe in Creationism look so unevolved? "I believe God created me in one day". Looks like He rushed it.” Bill Hicks 11:49 AM Oct 10th, 2009 via web
Neo-con CRACKAS equate Obama's agenda with that of the Muslim Brotherhood, to "destroy Western civilization from within" http://bit.ly/ScY7H 9:07 AM Oct 10th, 2009 via web
Pastor Steven Anderson asks God to kill Obama. "I HATE Obama.. break his teeth oh God, in his mouth!" CRACKA PLEASE! http://bit.ly/h5KpQ 10:53 AM Oct 8th, 2009 via web
Lou Dobbs trying to convince people that community organizers pray to Obama http://bit.ly/EZNYI. CRACKA PLEASE! 10:39 AM Oct 8th, 2009 via web
Who's your cracka? Vote on our website www.crackaplease.com for a chance to win a free shirt featuring your cracka! 8:52 AM Oct 8th, 2009 via web
Palin to Wasilla librarian MaryEllen Emmons "What would your response be if I asked you to remove some books from the collection?" CRACKA! 12:09 AM Oct 8th, 2009 via web
Palin, "Ohh, good, thank you, yes." (after a prank caller complimented her on the documentary about her life, Hustler's "Nailin Paylin") 11:55 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
@ZacharyFiercexo get well soon! 11:47 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
Rush - "The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies." CRACKA PLEASE! 11:46 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
@tootie0711 Oops.. we forgot to say Newt was referring to his OWN WIFE, whom he left while she was bedridden with cancer! 11:41 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
Rush - "The NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it." CRACKA PLEASE! 11:37 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
@AnemicEntertain Thanks for the follow, hoping your mojo returns promptly! 11:34 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
@J_Mac_ Thanks for the follow. That Groucho was no CRACKA! 11:21 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
Dan Quayle - "Space is almost infinite. As a matter of fact, we think it is infinite." CRACKA PLEASE! 11:15 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
Rush - "There is only one way to eliminate nuclear weapons...use them." CRACKA PLEASE! 11:00 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
Richard Nixon - "Black Americans aren't as good as black Africans - most of them, basically, are just out of the trees." CRACKA PLEASE! 10:57 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web
Newt Gingrich "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of a President. And besides, she's got cancer" CRACKA PLEASE! 10:41 PM Oct 7th, 2009 via web

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