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  1. @JenMaselli you're supposed to overreact. That's our job!! Don't be hard on yourself.11:45 AM Jul 4th from mobile web
  2. @pennjillette my husband and I love Bullshit. We were so excited to see the new season had started!8:26 PM Jul 2nd from mobile web
  3. tired. feels like there is gravel under my eyelids.8:14 AM Jun 19th from mobile web
  4. is 7am too early to drink?4:53 AM Jun 9th from mobile web
  5. @THEsaragilbert Dad: "mommy really hooked you up!" kid : "yeah she really put us on the hook!"3:22 PM May 21st from mobile web
  6. glog spot? oh boy. http://crabgoggles.blogspot...10:34 AM May 5th from mobile web
  7. personal lubrication.... http://crabgoggles.glogspot...10:33 AM May 5th from mobile web
  8. @ThatKevinSmith love Strange Brew. (and J&SB)4:36 AM May 1st from mobile web
  9. @redneckmommy really, she doesnt know?!11:27 AM Apr 29th from TweetDeck in reply to redneckmommy
  10. @redneckmommy completely inappropriate. I'm glad you are rid of her.9:51 AM Apr 29th from mobile web
  11. @mileycyrus my three year old son is walking around singing best of both worlds.8:48 AM Apr 26th from mobile web
  12. @nicolerichie...benadryl? why can't you take meds for it?8:45 AM Apr 26th from mobile web
  13. @wickedmama3 if I fed ex you Biscuit, will you take him to the groomer too?6:54 AM Apr 26th from mobile web
  14. @wickedmama3 my how you've aged. ruckus? lol!4:18 PM Apr 24th from mobile web
  15. @redneckmommy ha ha you're such a Canadian. (Im a Canadian too, I just like to hang out down south lol)3:29 PM Apr 24th from TweetDeck in reply to redneckmommy
  16. @wickedmama3 you could join them?3:28 PM Apr 24th from TweetDeck in reply to wickedmama3
  17. @CaptainDumbass uh oh!12:01 PM Apr 24th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainDumbass
  18. @CaptainDumbass figures, those skinny bitches are like that.10:39 AM Apr 24th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainDumbass
  19. @redneckmommy no one is learing at my boobs, they'd have to get on the floor to see eye to eye with them.10:01 AM Apr 24th from TweetDeck in reply to redneckmommy
  20. @CaptainDumbass offer her some cake.9:38 AM Apr 24th from TweetDeck in reply to CaptainDumbass