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cptwit

  1. 20 year old code, 7 dev environment, 97 project files, 2k source files... relationship issues... #bringiton
  2. Implementing Minimum Viable Changes As Part of a Lean Startup Change Approach: agileconsulting.blogspot.com/2012/04/implem…
  3. RT @gapingvoid: I'm still waiting for my business model to NOT be a work in progress. #metoo
  4. @gjpossum Remember that photo you autographed in the late 50s with Namaw Jeannie Wright? My Paw-paw was Pete Pike youtube.com/watch?v=zJWCU5…
  5. It's 5 minutes to solve a problem, 5 hours to copy-paste it everywhere it's needed.
  6. Creating client driven technical debt by the ton, begged them to stop... No dice. #pleasedontmakeme
  7. Dear #jquery, I'm glad you're a part of my life. Where were you 10 years ago when I wrote all that horrible JavaScript?
  8. "Man, they're not even qualified to merge my changes." #codesnob
  9. Low tolerance for those who spend a day covering their a$$ over a task they could've done in 15 mins #freakindothework
  10. (gone to build startup)
  11. If Bill was still at the helm, MS would have patented "metro" and forced pinterest to pay up. #microsoft
  12. Continual persistence of useless information #busywork
  13. Thinking knockout.js is the coolest thing I've seen in a while #knockout
  14. I'm simply enamored with the validation stuff in #html5
  15. If it hasn't been built in JavaScript yet, don't worry... It will.
  16. The challenge isn't motivation... It's follow through.
  17. @brandonpike83 that's the next step, but you'd think they'd planned for this to be the busiest cooking day of the year!
  18. okay, campbell's web site is not responding today... #epicfail for my moist stuffing recipe. :-(
  19. try { SOMETHING_COMPLICATED_AND_LIKELY_NOT_TO_WORK_BECAUSE_NO_ONE_CHECKED_IT; } catch { DO NOTHING; } oh, the joys of #coding.
  20. Beeramid yeah! m.drinksmixer.com/games/5/