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cpoff

  1. @PhilipMichaels @lschmeiser Wouldn't be a historical bit of Appalachia without a homophobic reference. #fancynancyboots
  2. Aha! Finally saw the Russian entry during the recap. Now I see what all the fuss was about. #eurovision
  3. #eurovision Joey Barton is doing a great job singing this song for Moldova.
  4. The lady from Macedonia almost made me crap my pants. #eurovision #scary
  5. "This is the night for Malta!" Can't tell you how many times I've heard that. #eurovision
  6. What's up Germany and Malta? No love for the wind machine? #eurovision
  7. Der Timberlake!! #germany #eurovision
  8. @jsnell Eurovision.tv on the laptop. England v. Norway on the big screen.
  9. I'd rather drag my balls across a mile of broken glass than watch that Turkey performance in #eurovision again.
  10. Thanks for the generic Shakira knockoff, Greece. #eurovision
  11. Interesting. Denmark's entry is the Go Go's. #eurovision
  12. When I think of Romania, it usually involves a bagpiper doing the moonwalk. Of course. #eurovision
  13. The Green Berets now showing on AMC. Would be the worst war movie ever if not for bad-ass George Takei.
  14. @pdxpeacock I think I see MAC in the background too. Somewhat familiar view for an old KGWer.
  15. I was planning on staying sober this weekend. Andy Trice shot that idea to shit. twitter.com/cpoff/status/2…
  16. Steve McMamoron scores a brace to win another one for England!! #fakenamesinipadgames
  17. Sat down to watch Game of Thrones from episode 1 via Netflix. Put in the disc and it's unplayable. #motherfu....
  18. @dmidwestredneck Graduate degrees ain't cheap. It will cost you.
  19. If I had to pick one word to describe the WatchESPN app on the iPad, what word would be "crashy".