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  1. I think I put too much lotion on the turkey. about 9 hours ago from web
  2. Son left dinner to use the bathroom & brought his placemat with him to read. They grow up and start giving you the heebie-jeebies so fast. about 20 hours ago from web
  3. @dentednj Around our house, we call it the horn of adequate. 11:44 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to dentednj
  4. Hey guys! I have a cornucopia of, um… never mind. I guess it’s just a regular cornucopia. As you were. 9:30 AM Nov 25th from web
  5. There are 3 new movies opening this week? Holy crap Facebook! If this anomaly happens again next week, be sure to let me know. 8:36 AM Nov 25th from web
  6. @RoccerMotha IT'S THE RED BULL. RED BULL MAKES TWEETS FUNNY. RED BULL! 8:11 AM Nov 25th from web in reply to RoccerMotha
  7. I only buy Polish shoes because I can never find the stuff to shine the ones made in other countries. 4:41 AM Nov 25th from web
  8. @AndrewFleer Powerful, eh? I should really start wearing a cape. 8:31 AM Nov 24th from web in reply to AndrewFleer
  9. Productive meeting. I learned I can melt ice with my brain. It takes awhile though. 8:19 AM Nov 24th from web
  10. This morning could use a little dropshadow. 7:00 AM Nov 24th from web
  11. Elvis would’ve loved the Snuggie. 1:18 PM Nov 23rd from web
  12. I’d stop clicking on my mechanical pencil’s erasure, but it appears to really enjoy it. 6:31 AM Nov 23rd from web
  13. @Boner_Stabone That would explain George Washington's moustache. 4:25 PM Nov 22nd from web in reply to Boner_Stabone
  14. Hey @Boner_Stabone , I think I have your dollar. http://www.twitpic.com/qjlhf 12:51 PM Nov 22nd from web
  15. My kids want a ping pong table for Christmas. I don’t even want to think of how many batteries that thing will take. 8:02 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. @JephKelley Haffy birthday! 2:35 PM Nov 21st from web in reply to JephKelley
  17. “Dad, have I been reading 15 minutes yet?” “When did you start reading?” “About 15 minutes ago.” “Keep reading son.” 2:21 PM Nov 20th from web
  18. All I ever really needed to know about kindergarten I learned in kindergarten. I didn’t want to overdo it. 5:20 AM Nov 20th from web
  19. I don’t let my wife come to my office. I wouldn’t want her to see me being somewhat competent & start expecting that shit at home. 5:19 PM Nov 19th from web
  20. In retrospect, the “Your Mom Doesn’t Work Here” sign in the kitchen wasn’t the best way to tell you I fired your mom. 7:38 AM Nov 19th from web
  • Name Chris Pinckney
  • Location Syracuse, NY
  • Bio Sorry about that last tweet.
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