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Abusing my body with some rather unique sodas. instagr.am/p/LbKsT2OtRX/ about 15 hours ago via Instagram
Coffee as viscous as motor oil and as sweet as nectar, w' a side of loukoumathes. Greek Festival in San Luis instagr.am/p/LbAKCjOtY4/ about 16 hours ago via Instagram
@The1llusiveMan, I am the Venn diagram intersection between hunger and envy. 7:17 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to The1llusiveMan
@BrittTheBrat, @rocktristan, @kaybayrn, as long as we have matching Captain's hats, white slacks, and blue blazers, you can name the ship. 9:32 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrittTheBrat
A first for me; purchasing a Humble Indie Bundle. $8 for five games. Plus, I've been dying to play Amnesia and revisit PsychoNauts. 8:51 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone
@squidblogs, I put down LA Noire after the first act. I really wanted to like it, but got bored. I occasionally want to revisit it though. 8:08 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to squidblogs
@BrittTheBrat, awesome! Now I wish I hid something on the ship for you to find; like a note in a bottle or a pack of smokes. 5:43 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrittTheBrat
...and finally, we say goodbye. Goodbye vacation. Goodbye Carnival Splendor. Thank you. instagr.am/p/LWRWL_utW4/ 3:27 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
My last sunset of the cruise. Basking in the view and the serenity. instagr.am/p/LWRPoiutWz/ 3:26 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
My last breakfast of the cruise. Basking in the view and the excitement. instagr.am/p/LWQ_mzOtWo/ 3:25 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
The water taxi returns us to the ship. Las Caletas is where the jungle meets the sand. Incredible. instagr.am/p/LWPKhkutVr/ 3:13 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
On a water taxi to the secluded Las Caletas beach. Wait. Drinks are included?! instagr.am/p/LWO-tLOtVg/ 3:07 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
In unfamiliar territory, it's important to establish a home base. instagr.am/p/LWO2T5OtVd/ 3:05 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
Day 5; we arrive in Puerto Vallarta. We drink while deciding what to do. instagr.am/p/LWNRqzOtUa/ 2:55 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
While at sea, reading Treasure Island proved particularly appropriate and enjoyable. instagr.am/p/LWNDKtOtUQ/ 2:50 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
…and that's what the very, very, very bottom of California looks like. instagr.am/p/LWMqjKutUB/ 2:47 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
You will never want for a drink while on a cruise. Beverages and Land's End. instagr.am/p/LWMZrFutT0/ 2:45 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
Feet up, sunglasses on. We watch Cabo San Lucas fade away. instagr.am/p/LWLQm0OtTa/ 2:35 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
How else do you conclude your stay in Cabo San Lucas? Open containers along the marina. instagr.am/p/LWIDd-OtRl/ 2:07 PM Jun 1st via Instagram
Glass blowing factory; please exit through the gift shop. instagr.am/p/LWH26oOtRa/ 2:04 PM Jun 1st via Instagram

Name cphammer
Location Santa Margarita
Bio Adoring nerd-husband to loving nurse-wife. Childfree traveler. Podcasts and puerco verde. Video games, spy thrillers, cigars, and cilantro.