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  1. Dropping and shattering a six pack on my foot may have been too literal an interpretation of "kicking off the holiday weekend." about 12 hours ago from Twitterrific
  2. How did it take this long for Sarah Palin to trigger the auto-ignore response I cultivated years ago for Ann Coulter? about 17 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. Melt-Banana didn't play the Devo song you loudly demanded throughout the show, but my only disappointment is that you're still breathing. 9:28 PM Nov 24th from Twitterrific
  4. @iamjolly No nonfiction Stonehenge book could be as educational as Spin̈al Tap. I suggest you kill two birds with one stone(henge). 4:56 PM Nov 23rd from Tweetie in reply to iamjolly
  5. One plus two plus two plus one. 3:38 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  6. Hanging in a buffalo stance. 1:48 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  7. "She may not be the best looking woman I ever did see." Only Curtis Mayfield could get away with starting a song that way. 8:48 AM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  8. This morning's bedhead is best described as "syndicated comic strip hair." 7:25 AM Nov 22nd from Twitterrific
  9. Baroness was really great tonight, but they would have been better if I hadn't started drinking at 3pm. They should work on that. 10:08 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  10. Panhandling Tip: Try not to tell your mark how much they look like Osama bin Laden. 8:25 PM Nov 21st from Twitterrific
  11. Those afraid of doing Khalid Sheikh Mohammed's trial in NYC are the same ones who cheered when W invited terrorists to "bring it on," right? 1:02 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  12. Midnight Movie Tip: If you live in a college town, wait until summer to go see The Room. 11:14 PM Nov 20th from Twitterrific
  13. Missing the final note of "A Day in the Life" in The Beatles: Rock Band shouldn't rank among life's greatest disappointments, but it does. 6:34 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  14. Blue in the face. 2:38 PM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  15. @danielmall Why not just do your presentation in Flash? 11:41 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck in reply to danielmall
  16. When toying with type/lettering ideas, I can now recommend against using the lyrics from The Doobie Brothers' "What a Fool Believes." 11:37 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  17. At what point does people underestimating your age become less about your spry youthfulness and more about your immaturity? 7:10 AM Nov 18th from TweetDeck
  18. Aside from allowing you to find your Facebook friends on Xbox Live, Facebook and Twitter on Xbox 360 are completely useless. 7:46 PM Nov 17th from Xbox LIVE
  19. Missing Basecamp. 2:46 PM Nov 17th from TweetDeck
  20. Can we put the whole tag-as-meta-joke trend behind us soon, please? 10:32 AM Nov 17th from TweetDeck