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  1. @saraixine You've joined the wacky world of female mud wrestling?
  2. @minishorts Give him my blog address instead
  3. I vow to logon to Facebook everyday and wish anybody who is having a birthday. EVERAY DAE
  4. @preetamrai I need to get an ebook reader because there are no English book stores in China. Even those in Hong Kong suck.
  5. @HarnHam Well, that's is also a career option. Giving tuition is quite profitable.
  6. @starmist06 You are the reason why Africa has enough liquor to drink. Well done.
  7. @kennysia Looking good Mr Sia.
  8. @preetamrai Where can I buy one in Hong Kong or Singapore?
  9. @ohnose_ Obviously, you don't get a medal already for that
  10. "Frankly, We Couldn’t Care Less But We’d Rather You Stay Away From Our Little Hive Of Scum & Villainy" - http://tinyurl ...
  11. The owner of the American pub called me today to complain that my pal was hitting on his wife last night. Obviously apologies are in order
  12. "Cowboy Caleb Is The Batman" - http://tinyurl.com/mskbuf
  13. Michelle Branch is the new Alyssa Morisette ♫ http://blip.fm/~9e4dh
  14. @_BlackDahlia_ UR an alcoholic nurse. What a scary thing to be. Might as well be succubus.
  15. Nothing to do today. I think I'll go for a 4 hour massage.
  16. @minishorts Is liddat once you get older. CHORTLES!
  17. "EVE Online Banker Embezzles To Cover Kid’s Medical Bills" - http://tinyurl.com/mfyd65
  18. @florencejamie Your insomnia is back?
  19. @lavender172 Yes, you have no life. Time to fall off a bridge.
  20. I can't believe I drank an entire bottle of Bacardi by myself last night. How the heck did I even get back to the hotel?