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  1. Evil version of me actually steals children from their parents. #mirroruniverse about 5 hours ago from txt
  2. @mackduncan where is that? I want a pizza that big! about 5 hours ago from txt
  3. Zoo+lights=super fun time about 6 hours ago from txt
  4. Tuesday has to be the most boring day of the week. about 7 hours ago from txt
  5. Evil version of me is not waiting for a train to go by. #mirroruniverse 8:04 PM Jan 4th from txt
  6. Evil version of me is a man. #mirroruniverse 11:13 AM Jan 4th from txt
  7. Evil version of me is setting an alarm for tomorrow. Haha! #mirroruniverse 7:54 PM Jan 3rd from txt
  8. Evil version of me would be using your shirt as a tissue. #mirroruniverse 10:26 AM Jan 3rd from txt
  9. Evil version of me would tell old lady peacock that love couldn't lift her. #mirroruniverse 10:09 AM Jan 3rd from txt
  10. @mackduncan who are you? Were you at the show last night? :) 9:43 AM Jan 3rd from txt
  11. Evil version of me is just getting up. Damn Them! #mirroruniverse 9:42 AM Jan 3rd from txt
  12. Evil version of me did not just run that red light. #mirroruniverse 9:06 PM Jan 2nd from txt
  13. Evil version of me dates a UofA student. #mirroruniverse 8:37 PM Jan 2nd from txt
  14. Evil version of could care less about puppets and isn't at the puppet slam. #mirroruniverse 7:00 PM Jan 2nd from txt
  15. Evil version of me never has problems with her modem. #mirroruniverse 6:21 PM Jan 2nd from txt
  16. Evil version of me can't cook and won't make a man very happy someday. #mirroruniverse 5:06 PM Jan 2nd from txt
  17. Evil version of me hates children. #mirroruniverse 2:53 PM Jan 2nd from txt
  18. Evil version of me is tone deaf. #mirroruniverse 1:07 PM Jan 2nd from txt
  19. Evil version of me knows where her headphones are. #mirroruniverse 10:45 AM Jan 2nd from txt
  20. Evil version of me wants 2009 back. #mirroruniverse 10:41 AM Jan 2nd from txt