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"Explain."
"I'm an expert at non-sequi ... sequaator ... sequatyrannosaurus ... non-sacajawea!"
"Wow."
"CHOMP CHOMP LEWIS AND CLARK!"
about 4 hours ago
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I don't care what you say. If it doesn't rhyme, it's not a magic spell. Now bippity boppity me something profitable.
about 12 hours ago
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I got 99 problems but for reasons I can't explain, most of them involve pork chops.
about 14 hours ago
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Screw snow. Tomorrow's Monday people. Bitch about that, chop chop.
4:12 PM Dec 20th
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He-Man's disguise is a fake tan and orange hair. And I thought Clark Kent's glasses were bad.
9:53 PM Dec 18th
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Ok. It was the steel mill fight scene in drunken master. Picking up bits of my blown brains right now.
9:51 PM Dec 18th
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About to watch a fight scene that has been promised to 'literally blow my mind' so goodbye cruel world. Have fun cleaning up my brains.
7:42 PM Dec 18th
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Chicago Bears Fight Song (sing along) Sing along with the frustrated fans! (husband lol'd) rt @
7:36 PM Dec 18th
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I didn't spell it wrong once, but three times. Copy paste FTW!
12:58 PM Dec 18th
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"Who left the toilet seat up?"
"Skelator!"
"The fridge open?"
"Skelator!"
"Ate the last cookie?"
"Skelator!"
Living with He-Man is hard.
12:27 PM Dec 18th
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RT @: Soon they'll be spinning unemployment as "the fastest growing grassroots movement in America."
8:56 AM Dec 18th
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Playing my tuba.
Not an euphemism.
Shit! Old meme, old meme.
""playing my tuba""
8:41 AM Dec 18th
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You probably follow @ already, and that's why you have a hernia from laughing all the time. Best hernia a girl's ever had.
7:52 AM Dec 18th
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Somewhere, Al Gore strokes his manbearpig.
7:50 AM Dec 18th
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Sure thing greenpeace, protest the only serious thing being done about global warming. That'll save the planet.
7:44 AM Dec 18th
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Shaggy's flesh colored goatee is the creepiest thing on that show.
6:12 AM Dec 18th
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Calling my stomach 'old ironsides' while up with terrible heartburn doesn't make me feel any younger. I need to whip someone with a cane.
2:11 AM Dec 18th
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"At first they were all high and tight. Then low and slow. Now they're all orangutan with mange."
"What?"
"My boobs."
"...seek help."
8:01 PM Dec 17th
from Birdhouse
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Me: When I was a kid, I so wanted to be She-Ra or Aeon Flux or Ripley.
Husband:Yeah? What happened?
Me: I dunno. Pass the cheetos.
11:28 AM Dec 17th
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NEVER TELL ME THE ODDS especially this early.
6:23 AM Dec 17th
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- Name COVER THE EARTH
- Location favrd
- Web http://covertheea...
- Bio The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners.
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