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  1. TMZ has learned how to insert the phrase "has learned" into every single sentence of every single story it publishes. about 2 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. @buckyturco I'll go with celebrity challenged. And all of the above. about 4 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to buckyturco
  3. Muse: the first SNL musical guest to be twice the age of every host of the season they appear in. about 20 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. People who carry an umbrella while walking through the snow are doing it wrong. 2:35 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie
  5. @elmorse Yes! In February it's "The One I Love"; "Gardening at Night" in warmer months. "Losing My Religion" is also a December favorite. 1:20 PM Dec 19th from Tweetie in reply to elmorse
  6. "Should we talk about the weather/Should we talk about the government..." I've said it before, I'll say it again: Twitter is an R.E.M. song. 12:43 PM Dec 19th from web
  7. RT @louisvirtel: Larry King is talking about climate change tonight. Suspender your disbelief. 1:27 PM Dec 18th from web
  8. @drw OMG! Coffee Santa Claus Comes to the Ghetto! What have I done to deserve such good fortune? 12:43 PM Dec 18th from Twitterrific
  9. Competent coffee makers of the world, unite and take over NYC, please. This gut-rot crap they try to pass off as potable is a travesty. 11:26 AM Dec 18th from Tweetie
  10. RT @JamesUrbaniak: Breaking: Iranian Cyber Army traced to Matthew Broderick and Ally Sheedy. 8:50 AM Dec 18th from web
  11. Alotta good those green avatars did. 7:08 AM Dec 18th from Brizzly
  12. @nictate I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. 10:49 AM Dec 17th from Twitterrific
  13. So far I've received seven holiday "greetings" from spam-bots and two from actual loved ones. Step it up, real life! 10:31 AM Dec 17th from Brizzly
  14. Yeah, I got engaged and a job offer in the same day, but I also got a reminder that there's no Glee until Spring 2010. Life is so unfair. 6:54 AM Dec 17th from web
  15. @crackbarbie Whoa, that's creepy. In an awesome way! 8:54 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie in reply to crackbarbie
  16. Sorry, ladies! (Fellas?) http://yfrog.com/4gq7vyj 8:32 PM Dec 15th from Tweetie
  17. On a scale of zero to shitty, so far this holiday season is downright diarrheal. 2:00 PM Dec 15th from Brizzly
  18. @MeetingBoy And Glambert! Sexting! Fat cat bankers! Gah-ga Ro-mah-mah! 8:59 AM Dec 15th from Twitterrific
  19. @stephenfalk Carrie Mulligan, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Bing, I'ma Let You Finish. 8:53 AM Dec 15th from Twitterrific
  20. My nominees for Most Overused Terms of '09: Gamechanger, Teachable Moment, Retweet, Activia. 8:38 AM Dec 15th from Brizzly