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CourtneyReimer

  1. @elmorse Grooooaaaannnn about 13 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to elmorse
  2. Thank you, fancy lady who just picked up a penny on the street, for renewing my faith in good luck. 5:58 AM May 31st via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. @MissTanya @KateSpencer1 It's the bottled stuff -- a little less than your average pint. I swear it's true! I calculated it like 10 times. 2:42 PM May 30th via web in reply to MissTanya
  4. @MissTanya @KateSpencer1 Why is Guinness the only 1-pt thing I like? (Yep, Guinness is ONE POINT. Which is why I'm going to have 20 tonight) 2:32 PM May 30th via web in reply to MissTanya
  5. Unless you’re part of a highway construction crew, I really can’t think of a reason you’d need to wear day-glo clothing. 6:08 AM May 30th via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. @MissTanya Let’s go hunting! 7:21 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to MissTanya
  7. According to every office building in the world, 90 degrees outside = wool pants, flannel shirt and sweater inside. 1:14 PM May 29th via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. @williamfleitch Please send them my best, and also please tell Eric I’m already counting the days til he gets back. 3:39 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to williamfleitch
  9. @TerryBain I could use a little free Dom Perignon right now. 2:23 PM May 28th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to TerryBain
  10. @KristalHawkins If Nielsen had a way to track viewing of that channel I’d be driving some serious numbers there. 6:22 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to KristalHawkins
  11. Sometimes the most interesting thing on TV is the on demand menu. 6:08 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. @joereid If you like humid city air, it’s lovely. If not: gross. 11:23 AM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to joereid
  13. @rachelsklar They should have famous people do her voice. James Earl Jones all the way! 2:57 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to rachelsklar
  14. You can tell a lot about a man by the way he treats Siri. 2:54 PM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. @starbex "Ohhh what they do to thee!" 7:04 AM May 26th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to starbex
  16. Nice try, coffee shop playing reggae this early in the morning. 4:50 AM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. (And yes, I know the Rush singer is G-e-d-d-y. That's why I said "hear," not "read.") 6:26 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. When you hear "Getty," do you think of a Golden Girl, a Rush singer or a photo agency? Your answer may surprise you. 5:59 PM May 24th via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. @DadBeard Little tiny diamond earrings. 2:18 PM May 22nd via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to DadBeard
  20. The only commercials Macaroni Grill should be running are about how they have found a way to GRILL MACARONI. 7:43 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS