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  1. Moving away tomorrow. As this is basically a human season finale, I will need a montage song. Ideas? Leaning towards Michelle Branch.
  2. Tapas and such with my Chicago BFFs. Yusssssss. Goat cheese and tomato sauce? Want now please.
  3. Until they shut off your cable, that is. But till then? Big fun party.
  4. OC oveskies, now it's Golden Girls time. I love this. Everyone should quit their jobs. Do you even know how much TV you get to watch?
  5. I enjoy how I just cried at the first season finale of The OC. I mean, I obviously know what happens next, I know everything works out.
  6. "I know I have a higher IQ than 99 per cent of the brunettes out there." - a quote from Hayden Panettiere. Hate her. She's just below Heigl.
  7. Watching The OC on SoapNet. Mischa, Mischa, Mischa. You used to be so pretty. Say no to meth, kids. It ugs your shit up.
  8. Officially unemployed. Yazors. Am also the recipient of a goodbye fruit basket.
  9. Mama said life was like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get, except for AIDS if you're Jenny. #1stdraftmovielines
  10. Frankly my dear, I don't give a fuck. Bitch. #1stdraftmovielines
  11. Here's me staring at your face, kid. #1stdraftmovielines
  12. I gave her my heart and she gave me an itchy red area. #1stdraftmovielines
  13. Those dirty martinis, whiskey sour and sangria seemed like such a good idea last night...
  14. @kellygoldston @GoodGuyChi80 Yeah y'all, I was the ony that made the Maddie Kahn speed from Clue that literally two people got.
  15. Because that album came out like fifteen years ago and I'm just now realizing that.
  16. In the opening line of Red Light Special by TLC wherein T-Boz sings "take a good look at it, look at it now" is she referring to her vagina?
  17. @michaeljnelson She has nice legs.
  18. And that's the end of my song. I expect it to chart IMMEDIATELY.
  19. You are so special to me /Small tiny lady, small tiny lady / One day you and your kind will be free /To vote in this country and be doctors.
  20. We would rule the world as one / You would ride a tiny blind people horse / We would have lots of fun / Oh small tiny lady, small tiny lady