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  1. @michael_tomer it's a joke. We always call it "google anals" at work. You know, giggidy giggidy and all that.
  2. Here's the official link to that feature ("Analytics Intelligence"). http://bit.ly/1qY8j - nice work, google anal team!
  3. Google analytics now gives you a warning if things are outside an expected range for a segment (e.g. Ontario, Canada has more views today)
  4. Whose brilliant idea was this :( http://flic.kr/p/7fcwiH
  5. Protip: if you wanna see me later in the day, secretly slip your keys in my pocket.
  6. @gilesgoatboy you should use && not ; in case it fails (in general)
  7. I'm gonna get all whole foods on yo ass, biyotch http://flic.kr/p/7eRgKQ
  8. Looks like i'm an umboyfriend. As in, "this is my .. um.. boyfriend". I think I like it
  9. @thedanielxfit you win a free Tshirt!!!!! Oh wait, we are in the ralphs parking lot
  10. @thedanielxfit filthy fifty (thirty) 27:00 blargfgjdgrw 
  11. @hasmanyjosh using the back of a knife isn't going to lose any fingers
  12. It's all about the Hamiltons, baybee!
  13. oh god. I just referred to myself as the "mayor" of an IRC channel.
  14. @ReinH yeah I brought it. Totally taking credit.
  15. @igrigorik excel in an XP vmware.
  16. Is it just me or does the tap water in LA smell like bleach? It seems to have only started this weekend... 
  17. Oh god, they're unloading the Christmas decorations at this Target. Burn it with fire!
  18. Crrrrossssssfffitttttt
  19. Apparently moustaches are the male hipster equivalent of bangs. Kind of makes sense - like a fringe that slipped.
  20. OH: "I'm just sayin' - if I win this costume contest I gotta be back in the mission by 12!"