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thinks life is too short for such drama.about 2 hours ago from web
@mr_6 Totally and completely PWNED! And the accompanying picture is priceless!about 2 hours ago from web in reply to mr_6
is sleepy. She might fall over.about 9 hours ago from web
is at Bass Pro Shop (shut UP) and someone is actually purchasing the puffy sofa waith camo print fabric. For real.11:30 AM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
thought yesterday was good? Today a case of garlic olive oil arrived AND she had a hot fudge sundae the size of her head. POP!9:49 PM Jul 11th from web
was outside sitting on the porch watching the thunderstorm roll in and thinking just how much she loves her life.8:18 PM Jul 10th from web
@SusanDennis Unless I'm mistaken and you ARE a pregnant teen, then you are right and you aren't the mall's target audience.1:35 PM Jul 10th from Twitterrific in reply to SusanDennis
did not become a fan of clutter.9:17 AM Jul 10th from Twitterrific
and Nate are having pancakes for lunch and brownies for dessert! Thanks Craig and Heidi!12:40 PM Jul 9th from web
is whiny and cranky today since she woke up with a cold. Who gets a cold in the middle of a freaking heatwave?6:34 AM Jul 9th from Twitterrific
faints dead away upon gazing at the Tiffany & Co. eye glass frames. Don't think she won't be sporting Tiffany sunglasses tomorrow!7:03 PM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
took a two hour nap with Nate. She knows she should feel guilty and yet, nope, she doesn't. Not even a little bit.2:50 PM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
is appalled. There is a top banner section for MJ on cnn.com. PLUS 8 of the 20 "Latest News" headlines apply. Seriously? Did he cure cancer?9:56 AM Jul 7th from web
was awakened by a toddler bouncing on the bed, falling on her and then giggling madly. Could be worse.6:39 AM Jul 7th from Twitterrific
is completely and utterly fascinated by the concrete pour going on out front!2:44 PM Jul 6th from web
@rdcfe Now I want doughnuts!11:32 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific in reply to rdcfe
wonders how long her unpermited porch project is going to remain under the radar if contractors start swinging sledge hammers at 7f*cking30?7:12 AM Jul 6th from Twitterrific
thinks it is going to be an incredibly long and painful day since Nate was up for the day at 4:15.6:12 AM Jul 5th from Twitterrific
is looking a recipe for baked beans that calls for two pounds of meat and three cans of beans and serves 4. Four what? Four families?7:31 PM Jul 4th from web
is watching her fourth of July plans fizzle. Sigh.2:54 PM Jul 4th from Twitterrific