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darrenrovell Woman throws out 1st pitch at Cardinals game, catcher turns out to be military boyfriend, who proposes sprts.bz/catcherproposal about 17 hours ago via web Retweeted by countchoculas and 348 others
thetheory33 When asked to name a single active NBA player my wife responded with "Jordan? Larry Bird? Shaq? Some guy named Harrison?" about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by countchoculas
darrenrovell Taco Bell acknowledges that Cool Ranch & Hot & Spicy Doritos Locos Tacos will be sold. about 21 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by countchoculas and 460 others
Happy Birthday to the beautiful @kaylabasham. 8:00 AM May 25th via web
palmer102 Just finished my A. Davis cereal portrait!! @SethDavisHoops @notthefakeSVP @DickieV @JayBilas @KySportsRadio @buzzbaker twitter.com/palmer102/stat… 5:09 PM May 24th via Twitter for Android Retweeted by countchoculas and 29 others
Reds Mesoraco's grand slam leads Reds to 6-3 win and 4-game series sweep. twitter.com/Reds/status/20… 6:45 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by countchoculas and 134 others
mental_floss In 1992 Nickelodeon buried a time capsule that included a Game Boy, Reebok Pumps and Gak. Joey Lawrence added a hat that said "Whoa!" on it. 2:21 PM May 24th via web Retweeted by countchoculas and 264 others
@atthegap unlock your tweets so I can retweet your brilliance 8:03 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to atthegap
mental_floss The first item sold on eBay was a broken laser pointer. A collector of broken laser pointers bought it for $14.83. 6:28 AM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by countchoculas and 143 others
JayBilas Digger falls for this one every time. twitter.com/JayBilas/statu… 3:34 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by countchoculas and 579 others
Buster_ESPN Left-handed hitters this year against Aroldis Chapman: 31 at-bats, 3 hits, 1 walk, no extra-base hits, 20 strikeouts. espn.go.com/mlb/player/_/i… 12:53 AM May 24th via web Retweeted by countchoculas and 90 others
@AGrigsby81 "you youngbloods" 10:09 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AGrigsby81
thetheory33 Two years ago a great chapter in my life ended. #RIPJackShephard #MissLOSTNights #GreatestShowEver #WHAAAAAAATTT?! 7:17 PM May 23rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by countchoculas and 3 others
kottke Epic video of a Slinky on a treadmill kottke.org/12/05/epic-vid… 6:51 AM May 23rd via kottke tweeter Retweeted by countchoculas and 124 others
mental_floss Twenty years ago today, The Real World made its debut. Twenty years ago tomorrow, Johnny Carson ended his Tonight Show run. 3:23 PM May 21st via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by countchoculas and 175 others
m_sheldon #reds win, 5-2. Take 2 of 3 over #yankees, have 4-3 road trip. 1:21 PM May 20th via TweetDeck Retweeted by countchoculas and 11 others
Nice win for the Reds, winning the series with the Yankees. Go Redlegs! 1:26 PM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
AntiJokesBook What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile 10:55 AM May 20th via Buffer Retweeted by countchoculas and 1404 others
Oh and the Jigsaw killer from Saw! 7:37 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone
Oh and Dorothy Jane from The Torkelsons. 7:34 PM May 19th via Twitter for iPhone