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watching the history of cold cuts and wondering what went wrong... about 22 hours ago from mobile web
a friend just told me he had a hookup on xmas eve, a 4some and he had whisky di** 4:45 PM Dec 29th from mobile web
what is it about the holidays that makes me want to stab myself with an ice pick? 3:17 PM Dec 29th from mobile web
watched tourists get excited over rats at 34th St subway.kid asked dad if he could pet it 3:16 PM Dec 29th from mobile web
just stepped out of subway and my esophogus frozE 3:09 PM Dec 29th from mobile web
just saw a kid on a leash, of course a 2 yr old boy 11:51 AM Dec 27th from mobile web
heard on cnn "it seems this guy is a wanna be bomber" 5:23 PM Dec 26th from mobile web
female baldness is like man breasts or fat free cheese..;ust wrong 10:15 AM Dec 24th from mobile web
just saw a drunk old white guy santa trying to hit on a young black woman who wanted none of it on the 4 train...santa please.... 10:14 AM Dec 24th from mobile web
gorgeous day in nyc...why am i at the back dr getting a cortisone shot in my si joint?:) 10:12 AM Dec 24th from mobile web
a crazy dude on the train just kicked me but i think he was gay and homeless so it was a girly kick and didnt hurt. 12:45 PM Dec 22nd from mobile web
the italian take on tiger...wtf, was she not cooking 4 him? sauce suck? dirty housekeeper? 3:54 PM Dec 15th from mobile web
would love 2 b a fly on the wall in tiger's pr person's ofc 3:16 PM Dec 12th from mobile web
finishing defrosting..mthis must be what siberia feels like...nyc is now competing with chicago for the windy city olympics 3:20 PM Dec 11th from mobile web
what we need now is a cheating wife scandal...except those usually end up on snapped 4:02 PM Dec 9th from mobile web
im listening to the carpenters xmas song from 75. shoot me now 4:41 PM Dec 7th from mobile web
apt hunting and feeling the need to kill something..or maybe just vent 4:39 PM Dec 7th from mobile web
just got to illusions pn and the woman who owns the club informed me, its very staten island. it is:) 5:05 PM Nov 22nd from mobile web
at barneys and feeling inferior 3:01 PM Nov 21st from mobile web
The dude from Man vs Food is going to eat 50 lbs of reindeer sausage in Alaska tonight and I hope his esophagus explodes. Profoundly nasty 8:15 PM Nov 18th from web