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  1. @MoTancharoen Move on, girl. Come back and fix it when there's more flesh on the bone. about 13 hours ago from TweetDeck in reply to MoTancharoen
  2. I'm back, people. Lock up your sheep. about 14 hours ago from TweetDeck
  3. @tabbyfoo I think CiCi's strategy is to keep people from truly eating all they can eat. 1:13 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck in reply to tabbyfoo
  4. I wonder if bullfrogs ever brag about their weekends to their buddies "yeah, after I showed her my sweet pad, she gave up that cloaca hard." 1:08 PM Nov 23rd from TweetDeck
  5. Is it just me, or does Taylor Lautner look less like a werewolf and more like a metrosexual caveman? 1:20 PM Nov 20th from TweetDeck
  6. It's time to start teaching my boy some fear. http://bit.ly/WMAj2 11:20 AM Nov 19th from TweetDeck
  7. Any Houston peeps wanna grab some grub? 11:06 AM Nov 18th from web
  8. I need lunch. 10:57 AM Nov 18th from web
  9. @JohnHeffron Is that Jeky bade of beef or Jeff? I'm not sure which would taste better. 10:49 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck in reply to JohnHeffron
  10. Why do white people name their little girls other people's last names? Kennedy, Taylor, Carson... 10:36 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  11. isn't it funny how corporations try to out-clever each other with their names? Faves: Comerica, Altria 10:33 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  12. I wish I watched football so I could be miserable on Monday morning over my team's inevitable defeat. Thankfully Mondays already suck. 10:28 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  13. "My Mother's Lesbian Jewish Wiccan Wedding" or, as I like to call it, "Oprah" http://bit.ly/1CGkl1 10:13 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  14. RT @tweetmeme: “Unfriend” is Oxford Dictionary’s Word of the Year http://retwt.me/1Kx0U (via @mashable) < The English language is truly dead 10:10 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  15. The corner Santa pinched my butt. #ihatechristmas 9:50 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  16. I was harassed by ne'er-do-well elves on my way to the office. They hang out at the child care down the street. 9:46 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  17. Retailer psychology: Let's pummel them with Christmas until they buy our crap. 9:21 AM Nov 16th from TweetDeck
  18. Yep. Regretted it. 11:30 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  19. I connected TweetDeck and Facebook. Something tells me I'll regret that. 11:28 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck
  20. I mean the worst thing that could happen in 2012 is that we elect Palin as President. Wait, oh crap... 11:22 AM Nov 12th from TweetDeck