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  1. @Glark Dilettante.
  2. First five minutes of Jersey Shore I've ever seen include "Buggin' out," "Smack a bitch up," and the talk to the hand gesture. Awesome.
  3. @SarahDBunting DON'T JINX IT! Oh, wait.
  4. Loved A Single Man, but all those attempts by the characters to convince us Colin Firth looked like hell? Even my mom called bullshit.
  5. It seems like no one is in NYC this weekend. Except for where every Starbucks I've been in has been elbow-throwingly crowded.
  6. @HollyMVG I only jusr added that to the bio. Plus, as you know, it's not exactly Lost in terms of ratings.
  7. RT @richsommer: A&E's "Hoarders" has a million more viewers that Mad Men. (via @lakebell) I totally get that.
  8. @DanMacEachern "She's having an affair! With her husband! A comedic concept I've never seen before! Certainly not on, say, Will and Grace!"
  9. @taraariano I think you would have hurt yourself if you'd tried to keep that response to yourself.
  10. @jblong Oh no, sucky! There should be an @KChenoweth on-demand channel.
  11. @jblong And they just re-ran her episode of Glee last night! More @KChenoweth Christmas cheer!
  12. I can't believe Tai Frasier is toe up.
  13. RT @taraariano: RT @badbanana For $11, you can come to my house and watch me shave. The plot is a little weak, but the 3D effects are am ...
  14. To the cab driver that picked me up in the snowstorm last night: You have an Amazon wish list, right?
  15. @idislikestephen At least the tree must appear to be a decent size.
  16. @SarahDBunting Bars near Rock Center: Chipsters on 80s music. What could be "better"?
  17. @SarahDBunting Jingle Bell Rock. Oxymoronic without the "oxy." #JingleHell
  18. @joereid Okay, James Franco's character's name on GH is "Franco"? This is the best thing ever.
  19. "Boonedock Saints" Brothers get rid of an actor-turned-Mafioso who's bitter he didn't live to cash in on syndication money. #lostspinoffs
  20. @joereid @DanMacEachern "We've Suffered Enough" will be the next documentary I produce, about Bills fans and narrated by Scott Norwood.