cottonandsand
As my 8-year-old son fucking owned me in Super Smash Bros, I suddenly realized why my dad always refused to play 2-player VS. games with me.
| cottonandsand Boobs, boobs, they're good for a start bit the more you see, the more you're willing to pay in outrageous atm fees. |
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| cottonandsand Hey Cracked, you still owe me $50! |
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| cottonandsand Sometimes I like to just sit back and think, "Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta" even though I'm not a gangsta. |
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| cottonandsand @littlelazer even moreso than I was expecting, which was alot considering all the hype. |
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| cottonandsand It was a long wait all weekend but I finally got my ass to the theater to see The Dark Knight. |
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| cottonandsand There's not much funnier than watching two drunk and stoned idiots attempting home improvements at 10:00 at night |
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| cottonandsand Watched The Shining and realized how much more awesome Jack Nicholson's Joker could have been...Sort of like Heath Ledger's appears to be |
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| cottonandsand Wow, the iPhone makes frantically searching for a magazine to read while pooping practically obsolete. |
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| cottonandsand My new iPhone is here! My new iPhone is here! (said ala Steve Martin in The Jerk) |
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| cottonandsand Making fun of religion is all fun & games until someone dies and goes to hell. |
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| cottonandsand You're kidding right? "come on homie, grab you're shorty by the hand, let's do the twist" is an actual fucking song? |
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| cottonandsand Oh the horrors we suffer for our children. I just bought tickets to take my 11 yr old daughter to see The Jonas Brothers. |
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| cottonandsand We suck. |
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| cottonandsand Jesus Fucking Christ...American Reality TV sucks so goddamn bad that it even makes the awesomeness of Japanese games shows boring as fuck. |
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| cottonandsand The more things change the more they stay the same. Currently doing freelance work for TWO of my ex-employers. |
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| cottonandsand I'M sitting at a bar with two REAL lesbians right now! One actually looks decent...i have a million questions to ask. |
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| cottonandsand Be riding dirty in the sand trap before it's over with |
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| cottonandsand Starting the day off with a bit of golf. I hate golf, but i like drinking and driving the cart so it's all good |
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| cottonandsand Headed to a stripper-riffic bachelor party for one of my best buddies I haven't seen in two years. |
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