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  1. Playing Touch Football with Brady Family, Youk Enraged When Struck with Football bit.ly/KfLg9g 4:42 AM May 25th via TypePad
  2. Yankees to Hand Out Free Toothbrush to First 1,000 Fans with Teeth bit.ly/KNrtLE 5:05 AM May 23rd via TypePad
  3. Clemens Pens Children's Book on Dangers of Steroid Abuse bit.ly/JSR7kI 5:43 AM May 16th via TypePad
  4. Trot Nixon's Old Hat Found Living Behind Clubhouse Locker bit.ly/KYkdvT 6:31 AM May 15th via TypePad
  5. Report: Beckett Went on Bird-Watching Expedition at Golf Course bit.ly/J2QgA1 5:04 AM May 11th via TypePad
  6. Sox Win Streak Halted at One bit.ly/JdptAK 6:02 AM May 9th via TypePad
  7. Yankees Encourage Phil Hughes and Freddy Garcia to Shag Flies bit.ly/J3N43s 3:56 PM May 6th via TypePad
  8. Orsillo Believes this is the Year He Will Become More Popular than Remy bit.ly/IE4rrj 6:31 AM May 3rd via TypePad
  9. @fibrowitch Thanks Jan! 11:10 AM Apr 30th via web in reply to fibrowitch
  10. Report: Cherington As, If Not More, Boring Than Epstein bit.ly/IJdYvh 6:48 AM Apr 30th via TypePad
  11. Crawford Now Reports Soreness in Ankle, Finger, Toe, Neck, and Ear bit.ly/IgOAlF 5:23 AM Apr 27th via TypePad
  12. Red Sox Plan to Electrocute Fans Who Start "The Wave" bit.ly/K3Ryot 6:38 AM Apr 25th via TypePad
  13. Henry Elated as Successful Rain Dance Forces Cancellation with Yankees bit.ly/JkXxWB 5:26 AM Apr 23rd via TypePad
  14. Steinbrenners Admit Subliminal Chicken Messages at Yankee Stadium Led to Sox Downfall bit.ly/JnimzI 4:56 AM Apr 20th via TypePad
  15. Panicking Bobby V Reinstates Clubhouse and In-Game Drinking bit.ly/J99wXg 6:47 AM Apr 19th via TypePad
  16. Panicking Bobby V Reinstate Clubhouse and In-Game Drinking bit.ly/J99wXg 6:17 AM Apr 19th via TypePad
  17. To Appease Youkilis, Bobby V Extends His Criticism to Other Sox Players bit.ly/HOQud6 4:55 AM Apr 17th via TypePad
  18. Cherington's Statistical Analysis Indicates He Will Weaken the Team bit.ly/HWtRRO 5:57 AM Apr 16th via TypePad
  19. Red Sox Opening Day Canceled as Fenway Park is Double-Booked bit.ly/ID6muE 4:41 AM Apr 13th via TypePad
  20. Francona Outraged at Sox Plan to Show Opening Day Video of his Most Humiliating ing Moments bit.ly/HGVTAx 5:33 AM Apr 11th via TypePad
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  • Bio Call of the Green Monster is the only blog that parodies one professional team. Active since 2004, featured in the Boston Globe and elsewhere
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