cosmocatalano
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CAFFEINE INDUCED CAPS LOCK + WET BANDITS MASHUP = ULTIMATE PRODUCTIVITY
about 1 hour ago
from Nambu
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Mailserver has the slows today. I bet Corey, the hippie night shift guy, set the power cap to 10%.
about 1 hour ago
from Nambu
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RT @ How To Cook A Fucking Steak | The Awl
about 19 hours ago
from TweetMeme
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@ I assure you that a shortage of material to correct will not become an issue anytime soon.
about 23 hours ago
from web
in reply to rosefromthedead
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RT @: Highway Gothic is the New Helvetica -
7:39 AM Nov 24th
from web
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im on ur tumblr, rebloggin ur garbage post with my own personal commentary
7:36 AM Nov 24th
from web
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Oh chmod—is there anything you can't do?
6:18 AM Nov 24th
from Nambu
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Listening to Rupert Murdoch talk about the Internet is kind of like listening to Napoleon Bonaparte talk about aircraft carriers
2:34 AM Nov 24th
from Nambu
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Marshall's dad is Dauber from "Coach". It all makes sense now. HIMYM is really a "Coach" spinoff. Wrong network, though.
5:15 PM Nov 23rd
from Nambu
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Is America two separate countries yet? Not sure what the hold-up is. I'd be totally ok paying 9 or 10 bucks for a box of cheerios.
2:06 PM Nov 23rd
from web
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Error -36. Oh figs. Anyone got a spare HD? Preferably 2TB or so?
6:02 AM Nov 23rd
from Nambu
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Oh no—forgot to see "New Moon" this weekend. What will I talk about at the water cooler today!?
5:58 AM Nov 23rd
from Nambu
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Couldn't find the graphics I needed so I made the graphics I needed. Of course it's not my job. but eff that. I am an unstoppable force.
6:43 PM Nov 22nd
from Nambu
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Brilliant move, @—distracting users from your terrible wireless coverage with Luke Wilson's disgusting double chin!
4:08 PM Nov 22nd
from Nambu
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Dallas Clark is the best thing that ever happened to Fantasy Football
10:27 AM Nov 22nd
from Nambu
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Pretty sure SNL is supposed to do for Middle America what 4chan does for the Internet. Too bad it's not funny.
9:39 PM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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How do any of these people have jobs? Why hasn't the Internet replaced this show yet?
9:36 PM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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Is Weekend Update its own show yet?
9:26 PM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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@ why did you agree to do such a lame sketch on SNL?
9:10 PM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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RT @: Also, smartphone names all sound like lesbian bars. Cliq. Curve. Pearl. ... lesbian bars or vibrators.
5:23 PM Nov 21st
from Echofon
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