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  1. #quote Doug Larson on Language: “If the English language made any sense, a catastrophe would be an apostrophe with... bit.ly/IPwSTZ 5:45 PM May 5th via dlvr.it
  2. #quote Daniel J. Boorstin on Greatness: “Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations... bit.ly/JSCkDD 5:37 PM May 4th via dlvr.it
  3. #quote Dwight D. Eisenhower on Television: “I can think of nothing more boring for the American people than to have... bit.ly/JvmKP9 3:56 PM Apr 30th via dlvr.it
  4. #quote Robert Benchley on Humor: “Defining and analyzing humor is a pastime of humorless people.” Robert Benchley US... bit.ly/IyBnFe 3:37 PM Apr 29th via dlvr.it
  5. #quote Ogden Nash on Dogs: “A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.” Ogden Nash US humorist & poet... bit.ly/HUWwWL 6:24 PM Apr 14th via dlvr.it
  6. #quote Anonymous on Politics: “Liberals are very broadminded: they are always willing to give careful consideration... bit.ly/IcWt4D 7:39 PM Apr 12th via dlvr.it
  7. #quote Mark Twain on Procrastination: “Never put off until tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.” Mark... bit.ly/HLVEns 6:58 PM Apr 11th via dlvr.it
  8. #quote Edward R. Murrow on TV: “When the politicians complain that TV turns the proceedings into a circus, it should... bit.ly/HEvxyp 3:50 PM Mar 31st via dlvr.it
  9. News Fails of February 2012: CCTV police officer chased himself after being mistaken for burglar. Now that’s funny!... bit.ly/Hu3QET 10:53 AM Mar 31st via dlvr.it
  10. #quote Amanda Cross on Quotations: “The point of quotations is that one can use another’s words to be insulting.”... bit.ly/Ho043Q 5:52 PM Mar 29th via dlvr.it
  11. #quote Oscar Wilde on Business: “My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people’s.” Oscar Wilde,... bit.ly/GTovT7 7:43 AM Mar 23rd via dlvr.it
  12. #quote Lewis Thomas on Language: “The great thing about human language is that it prevents us from sticking to the... bit.ly/GPr63d 7:07 AM Mar 22nd via dlvr.it
  13. #quote Randall Jarrell on Children: “One of the most obvious facts about grownups to a child is that they have... bit.ly/GGnFdF 5:21 PM Mar 20th via dlvr.it
  14. #quote Robert Bakker on Taxes: “I want to find a voracious, small-minded predator and name it after the IRS.” Robert... bit.ly/wTz5qe 7:36 PM Mar 18th via dlvr.it
  15. #quote Bob Hope on Sports: “If you watch a game, it’s fun. If you play at it, it’s recreation. If you work at it,... bit.ly/zQ7RIb 1:55 PM Mar 13th via dlvr.it
  16. #quote Jerome K. Jerome on Work: “I like work: it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.” Jerome K.... bit.ly/xEh5fQ 1:27 PM Mar 12th via dlvr.it
  17. #quote Olin Miller Cynical Quote: “You probably wouldn’t worry about what people think of you if you could know how... bit.ly/xJzk2F 8:09 PM Feb 22nd via dlvr.it
  18. #quote Gian Vincenzo Gravina Cynical Quote: “A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with... bit.ly/z9IDVt 9:00 PM Feb 19th via dlvr.it
  19. @eileenludwig @Imitatiedecrab @haha_2funny @theDadBand @TheAstroBlog Thank you for all the past retweets, #FF and mentions! 2:43 PM Feb 11th via web
  20. #quote Helen Rowland on Marriage: “One man’s folly is another man’s wife.” Helen Rowland (1876 – 1950) bit.ly/x5Hzdv 5:13 PM Feb 9th via dlvr.it