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cosRobPerkins

  1. @ElaineStage @_mariannebolton I hope you got down on your knees and did the handclap...
  2. Eyebrows. There should be two!
  3. Mary J Blige. That is all.
  4. Totally a fan of transvestites, honest. But when you look like Zelda from Terrahawks it's time to give it up.
  5. @rebecca_west1 The 15th or the 22nd of September...
  6. @rebecca_west1 But is she proud of us?
  7. Sheffield Pride today! I am prouder of nothing more than my sexuality. Except my Further Maths A-Level. And my job. And Heather Small.
  8. "GO DOWN THE HOLE YOU DUMB SLAG." I don't think playing @DoctorWhoTEC is good for @sarg_uk's blood pressure.
  9. Considering locking myself in the Server Room all day. #chilling
  10. @lejeunefille fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash… There is that picture you wanted... #eurovision
  11. @richbeeby no it was why-bird? Wasn't peggy patch the little black ragdoll girl who breakdanced? Am I misremembering?
  12. Wasn't it just the worst when PlayDays stopped at Why-Bird's house?
  13. The Moor at 5am. Alone. Sunlight. Fuck off.
  14. Fuck you sunrise. I defy you.
  15. Sooner Chemistry than Paris.
  16. Someone please remind me to download this "Put my dick in your face" song by Nicky Minaj tomorrow. The subject matter is riveting.
  17. Absolutely gay crushing on Sweden's song.
  18. Dempsey's at 3am. What else, apres-Eurovision?
  19. That being said, I do want to leave for the day, as it is hot and hip hop is happening outside and also... Eurovision.