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cosRobPerkins

@ElaineStage @_mariannebolton I hope you got down on your knees and did the handclap... about 22 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to ElaineStage
Eyebrows. There should be two! 6:01 PM Jun 2nd via txt
Mary J Blige. That is all. 5:34 PM Jun 2nd via txt
Totally a fan of transvestites, honest. But when you look like Zelda from Terrahawks it's time to give it up. 4:55 PM Jun 2nd via txt
@rebecca_west1 The 15th or the 22nd of September... 12:53 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to rebecca_west1
@rebecca_west1 But is she proud of us? 12:51 AM Jun 2nd via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to rebecca_west1
Sheffield Pride today! I am prouder of nothing more than my sexuality. Except my Further Maths A-Level. And my job. And Heather Small. 11:50 PM Jun 1st via Twitter for BlackBerry®
"GO DOWN THE HOLE YOU DUMB SLAG." I don't think playing @DoctorWhoTEC is good for @sarg_uk's blood pressure. 2:39 PM May 31st via web
ThingsUhearFOH "Which way for L?" "What number?" "L" "No, what number? "L" "Yes Row L, what number?" "Yes... Row L!" "Just go that way.." 12:19 PM Jan 3rd via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by cosRobPerkins and 16 others
Considering locking myself in the Server Room all day. #chilling 2:42 AM May 30th via txt
@lejeunefille fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash… There is that picture you wanted... #eurovision 2:42 PM May 29th via web
@richbeeby no it was why-bird? Wasn't peggy patch the little black ragdoll girl who breakdanced? Am I misremembering? 9:41 AM May 29th via Twitter for BlackBerry® in reply to richbeeby
Wasn't it just the worst when PlayDays stopped at Why-Bird's house? 9:37 AM May 29th via txt
The Moor at 5am. Alone. Sunlight. Fuck off. 9:22 PM May 26th via txt
Fuck you sunrise. I defy you. 9:13 PM May 26th via txt
Sooner Chemistry than Paris. 8:43 PM May 26th via txt
Someone please remind me to download this "Put my dick in your face" song by Nicky Minaj tomorrow. The subject matter is riveting. 8:18 PM May 26th via txt
Absolutely gay crushing on Sweden's song. 7:54 PM May 26th via txt
Dempsey's at 3am. What else, apres-Eurovision? 7:43 PM May 26th via Twitter for BlackBerry®
That being said, I do want to leave for the day, as it is hot and hip hop is happening outside and also... Eurovision. 8:49 AM May 26th via web

Name Robert Perkins
Location Sheffield, UK
Bio Friendly Sheffield stage door person. Recipient of the High Storrs Maths Award 2010. Your boyfriend Robert is here. I'm a schneeps.