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corypalmer

  1. Straight up loling at this car blasting Snow Patrol ballads
  2. Also, thank you so much to Tesla for being the god damn best. What a show! #lolympics
  3. Missed my stop reading tweets. Not even drunk. STOP BEING SO INTERESTING, YOU DIPSHITS
  4. @BritaJames samesies! #trainwrecks #titanics
  5. Just saw a beautiful woman and thought "she could be on Law & Order." I have no idea what this says about me.
  6. Yo, what the fuck was today?
  7. @proBRUCEr my friends made these!
  8. @dynamoe the festival was in South Carolina in August in a parking lot. Purple sweat was streaking my face by 5pm.
  9. @dynamoe I spray-colored my hair purple for a Christian rock festival once. No pictures.
  10. @DomManzolillo haha that absolutely wasn't Cech's win. He stopped one.
  11. Bayern's taker lineup made zero sense.
  12. @DomManzolillo Cech
  13. @DomManzolillo 2012 Neuer > 2012 Cech
  14. @DomManzolillo that was Chelsea's ONLY corner
  15. @DomManzolillo if Chelsea win its because FCB gave it away