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  1. Snooooooow! about 1 hour ago from Echofon
  2. @lizakessler PICTURES!! about 4 hours ago from Echofon in reply to lizakessler
  3. HAHA! Awesome RT @busboysandpoets: Come help us build the BIGGEST SNOWMAN tomorrow at 3PM! All Locations! We'll even provide the props! about 5 hours ago from Echofon
  4. Finally an update! Still no baby, but Leslie's all epidural'd up so she's doing juuuuuuust fiiiiiiiine. lol about 6 hours ago from Echofon
  5. Now they're calling for 26.2" in DC. Perhaps I'll hit Trader Joe's tonight after all... maybe. Prolly not. about 6 hours ago from Echofon
  6. @lizakessler did you say... http://bit.ly/5Z1rjc about 6 hours ago from Echofon in reply to lizakessler
  7. Uh, my sister's been in labor for over 9 hours so far y'all. Jeepers. about 7 hours ago from Echofon
  8. @sophistaknit I call it 'Blizzard Stimulus'. Retailers just want us to finish our holiday shopping TONIGHT. lol about 8 hours ago from Echofon in reply to sophistaknit
  9. $50 says we don't get squat RT @DCist_Updates: Not just 10-20 inches, but also THUNDERSNOW. Batten down the hatches! http://bit.ly/5p0M1S about 8 hours ago from Echofon
  10. Why do all of my best Christmas ideas pop up when it's too late to make them happen? about 11 hours ago from Echofon
  11. Fact of life: After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF. about 11 hours ago from Echofon
  12. Sister's at the hospital, an already whining about her contractions apparently. NOT THAT I BLAME HER- just reporting the facts :) about 12 hours ago from Echofon
  13. @eee I know- it's morning, I'm cranky, and was denied a giant cup of sugar shock. What's a girl to do but complain on the interweb? about 13 hours ago from Echofon in reply to eee
  14. I kinda wanna punch myself in the face for that last tweet. lol #firstworldproblems about 14 hours ago from Echofon
  15. The first day I make it to @Starbucks this week for my fix, they're out of caramel brûlée and forgot to prep the pepermint mocha. HUMBUG!! about 14 hours ago from Echofon
  16. Clearly I am not the only one with the idea to do my shopping tonight. Shame there are NO cashiers on staff tonight. Self serve only. about 22 hours ago from Echofon
  17. Something tells me I should do a quick grocery run NOW, cause with the snow they're predicting there won't be any milk left tomorrow night. about 23 hours ago from Echofon
  18. My last 2 stalks of lucky bamboo are dying. That can't be good... about 24 hours ago from Echofon
  19. @exlibris aww I'm sending Isobel good happy healing thoughts! xoxo 6:54 PM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to exlibris
  20. @lizakessler none! Apparently it's a process? Nothing may happen until tomorrow. Confirming that the actual 'having' of the baby is no fun. 5:26 PM Dec 17th from Echofon in reply to lizakessler