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corntoole

  1. Reggie Watts: The right flavor of fame feedly.com/k/Jxa2m4 6:45 PM May 28th via feedly
  2. Parental pro tip: take the long way home on the interstate to let the kids enter deep sleep even though you’re ‘round the corner 7:44 PM May 27th via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. @aallan some type of dock connector interface for arduino-based sensors is my guess, maybe a dock-to-Xbee 6:59 PM May 25th via Flipboard in reply to aallan
  4. “@strangeglow: @corntoole Ah, software guy with advanced degrees…” Ha! it’s actually worse: theoretical software guy 3:11 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. @strangeglow ha! or just a guy who didn’t read the manual that came w. his mower before tearing stuff up 1:44 PM May 25th via Tweetbot for iOS in reply to strangeglow
  6. epic win: sharpened lawn blades epic fail: tilted mower on wrong side got oil in carburetor+air filter good news: will crank w/o air filter 1:08 PM May 25th via Twitter for Mac
  7. Just saw dude pop+lock so hard it became something else #sytycd he looked like live stop motion animation 6:27 PM May 24th via Flipboard
  8. Great commencement address by the late David Foster Wallace. storify.com/corntoole/conv… 7:14 PM May 23rd via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. why 1 dollar bills are so popular at church storify.com/corntoole/conv… 6:10 PM May 21st via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. Last commencement as ABD. LSU's doctoral regalia isn't too shabby [pic]: 4sq.com/JmPMUC 7:16 AM May 18th via foursquare from Holliday Forum, LSU Journalism Building, Baton Rouge  
  11. Grammar - A Documentary Film about Jason Moran by Radiclani Clytus — Kickstarter kck.st/KOIa84 via @kickstarter 6:52 PM May 17th via Tweet Button
  12. @gardaud is that a thing with Lion? I'm thinking I may have to stick with Snow Leopard as long as possible. 2:57 PM May 17th via Flipboard in reply to gardaud
  13. @kolebee I have 84 gmail filters, but I know I'm not normal 2:01 PM May 16th via web in reply to kolebee
  14. I grilled some T-bones from a bull my dad raised and slaughtered twitter.com/corntoole/stat… 1:31 PM May 13th via Camera on iOS
  15. Have you checked out Clear? My new favorite app: bit.ly/getclearapp #clearapp 11:02 AM May 13th via Clear on iOS