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We're at a wedding and during the picture-taking Madison shouts, "When are we going to the conception?". I'll assume she meant reception.1:02 PM Dec 19thfrom TweetDeck
A chapter in our lives has closed. No more twice a week VI and O&M therapy in our home. It's been almost 4 years. It's a little bittersweet8:47 AM Dec 16thfrom TweetDeck
We're waiting in the car when Emma comes up, points at the vanity mirror and says, "Daddy can you open that up? I wanna see how pretty I am"1:54 PM Dec 14thfrom TweetDeck
Kate got ahold of American Girl perfume spray. Changed her clothes and gave her a quick bath but choking still ensures within 10 ft of her.9:32 AM Dec 11thfrom web
Emma and I are doing a science experiment together. She asked where clouds come from so we're demonstrating evaporation. I know, I'm a nerd.9:31 AM Dec 10thfrom TweetDeck