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- iPhone keeps autocorrecting "Mission of Burma" to "Mission of Myanmar." weird. Who am I seeing at the park show today?6:55 AM Jul 12th from Twitterrific
- Nobody can eat Subway for lunch 2 days in a row. I tempted fate; I played with fire and I lost. ooooooooooooof my insides.12:54 PM Jul 10th from web
- Just got handed an unidentified free sample on sidewalk. Small rectangle, maybe caramel, or soap. Wrapped in plastic. Should I eat it?9:52 AM Jul 6th from TwitterBerry
- Girl to friend after seeing my ATM balance left on screen: "that's so scary!" This is in or around: Hell's Kitchen.4:03 PM Jul 4th from TwitterBerry
- I've been tweeting for about 17 years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore, I just tweet it from my head. No disrespect..that's how I am.8:26 PM Jul 2nd from TwitterBerry
- FUCK YOUr STUPID DAILY TWITTASCOPE WHY DO I NEED TO SEE THAT. JUST CHECK YOUr FUCKING SHIT ON YAHOO LIKE EVErY OTHEr FUCKHEAD ON THE WEB5:09 PM Jul 1st from web
- Google Voice voicemail transcription: "hey Neil, it's Evan" becomes "8817"1:15 PM Jul 1st from TwitterBerry
- Memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do. Touch the puppet head.5:30 AM Jul 1st from Twitterrific
- i keep having these nightmares about MJ. they're really haunting me.7:46 AM Jun 30th from mobile web
- How does Verizon still manage to get away with appointment times of "between 8-5"? We're all businesses here, try to operate like one.10:33 AM Jun 29th from Twitterrific
- Watching two softball games at McCarren-2 diamonds facing each other, overlapping outfields. Someone is bound to get beaned in back of head.2:43 PM Jun 28th from TwitterBerry
- hoping last.fm's iPod scrobbling is too buggy to catch all the times I've listened to Lady Gaga today :|11:25 AM Jun 28th from mobile web
- Waiting for the G is infuriating. FOR $125 A MONTH YOU'D EXPECT A SAUNA AND YOGA CLASSES TOO, amirite?6:44 AM Jun 28th from TwitterBerry
- @heycatwonton WHATEVEr I think they refer to the geographic area and not necessarily a specific neighborhood.10:14 AM Jun 27th from web
- Headed out to an audio-guided art/history walking tour of the lower west side in a bit. Who's in? I have extra ipods.9:34 AM Jun 27th from TwitterBerry
- The lightning and rainbow over lower Manhattan as seen from Jersey City are quite incredible right now.4:00 PM Jun 26th from TwitterBerry
- also i think i just saw an azn wearing a tshirt with a photo of @murdershack on it. lol wut??5:17 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
- But no matter what I will never forget those nights at Neverland Ranch.5:13 PM Jun 25th from Twitterrific
- I love streaming Heavenly (british twee pop band) on last.fm and getting Heavenly (french power metal). Tender Trap next, fortunately.7:30 AM Jun 25th from web
- 90% of day spent staring at glowing rectangles8:29 PM Jun 23rd from Twitterrific
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- Name Neil Despres
- Location New York, NY, USA
- Web http://www.myname...
- Bio }-{ello my future twitter followers. This is what I tweet like. I'm 22 years old in the sixth grade in New Yorkcity. Please DM me if I'm on Yahoo Chat.
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