corneilius
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iPhone autocorrects "NJ" to "BK." Uh oh. Phoney doesnt want me to leave.
about 11 hours ago
via Mobile Web
from New York, NY
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Can't 🔴won't 🔴 tweting with emoji cuz we gets👇 bb, we get👇
4:38 PM May 22nd
via Twitter for iPhone
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.@ is it true that if U smoke weed in a ATM, cops cant do shit unless they have a Bank of America debit card to open the door???
2:47 PM May 21st
via web
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My job? Well, you could say Im a Banker. I lurk inside ATMs and press "Another Transaction" when people walk away, and empty their accounts.
6:16 PM May 20th
via Twitter for iPhone
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"Im sorry but it says here that you ordered the Clown Foot Bathtub. Oh. Yes, that does look like it could be a A but you signed for it alrea
8:34 PM May 16th
via Mobile Web
from New York, NY
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Choad Rage
3:25 PM May 15th
via Twitter for iPhone
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@ That's unacceptable. Please send full details to share@unos.com & we will make this right for you. ^DG
9:35 AM May 12th
via HootSuite
in reply to corneilius
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.@ Ordered a pizza + was served a pile of melted Legos by a 3yr old. What was he doing in the kitchen? wife &i NOT returning.
8:42 PM May 11th
via Mobile Web
from New York, NY
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For Those About To Eat A Fertilized Duck Embryo, We Balut You
8:31 AM May 11th
via web
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Would u eat at a gyro place called "The Döner Party"? asking for a friend
10:07 AM May 9th
via web
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Got peppermint Dr. Bronner's in my eye this morning. Tingles like crazy, also opens up alt. dimension and reveals secret hologram on bottle
11:42 AM May 8th
via Twitter for iPhone
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LIFE HACK: get a plain cheese slice and cover it in free toppings
4:16 PM May 3rd
via web
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A misogynist creep on Reddit??? Well, I never! @
9:30 AM Apr 27th
via web
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shut the FUCK UP about "the cloud"
8:01 AM Apr 27th
via web
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Your Number One Source on the Internet Net For Morgellons Information And Awareness
2:46 PM Apr 26th
via web
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What's the past tense? Is it ghost-ridden the whip? or ghost-rode the whip?
1:52 PM Apr 26th
via web
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BZZZZZ Most bees have 6 legs. Can you find one with 7? If you do please kill it we can't have them evolving they're dangerous enough
7:42 AM Apr 21st
via web
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BZZbz want ur beehive to grow? Bees benefit from negative reinforcement, try whispering "you'll never make it" to the hive while they sleep
11:59 AM Apr 21st
via web
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cant wait for 420. cant wait to read about peeps doeing weed all over the internet. cant wait to read that. cannot wait to read about that
11:07 PM Apr 15th
via web
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- Name Neil DesPres
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