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  1. iPhone keeps autocorrecting "Mission of Burma" to "Mission of Myanmar." weird. Who am I seeing at the park show today?
  2. Nobody can eat Subway for lunch 2 days in a row. I tempted fate; I played with fire and I lost. ooooooooooooof my insides.
  3. Just got handed an unidentified free sample on sidewalk. Small rectangle, maybe caramel, or soap. Wrapped in plastic. Should I eat it?
  4. Girl to friend after seeing my ATM balance left on screen: "that's so scary!" This is in or around: Hell's Kitchen.
  5. I've been tweeting for about 17 years, okay? I don't write my stuff anymore, I just tweet it from my head. No disrespect..that's how I am.
  6. FUCK YOUr STUPID DAILY TWITTASCOPE WHY DO I NEED TO SEE THAT. JUST CHECK YOUr FUCKING SHIT ON YAHOO LIKE EVErY OTHEr FUCKHEAD ON THE WEB
  7. Google Voice voicemail transcription: "hey Neil, it's Evan" becomes "8817"
  8. Memo to myself: do the dumb things I gotta do. Touch the puppet head.
  9. i keep having these nightmares about MJ. they're really haunting me.
  10. How does Verizon still manage to get away with appointment times of "between 8-5"? We're all businesses here, try to operate like one.
  11. Watching two softball games at McCarren-2 diamonds facing each other, overlapping outfields. Someone is bound to get beaned in back of head.
  12. hoping last.fm's iPod scrobbling is too buggy to catch all the times I've listened to Lady Gaga today :|
  13. Waiting for the G is infuriating. FOR $125 A MONTH YOU'D EXPECT A SAUNA AND YOGA CLASSES TOO, amirite?
  14. @heycatwonton WHATEVEr I think they refer to the geographic area and not necessarily a specific neighborhood.
  15. Headed out to an audio-guided art/history walking tour of the lower west side in a bit. Who's in? I have extra ipods.
  16. The lightning and rainbow over lower Manhattan as seen from Jersey City are quite incredible right now.
  17. also i think i just saw an azn wearing a tshirt with a photo of @murdershack on it. lol wut??
  18. But no matter what I will never forget those nights at Neverland Ranch.
  19. I love streaming Heavenly (british twee pop band) on last.fm and getting Heavenly (french power metal). Tender Trap next, fortunately.
  20. 90% of day spent staring at glowing rectangles