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  1. i forgot about twitter...6:27 PM Jun 29th from web
  2. watching "magic's secrets finalyl revealed, et.al" because of course I am.6:03 PM Jun 1st from web
  3. http://bit.ly/CtnIB SHE STOLE SAMANTHA'S SHOES!!4:43 PM May 25th from web
  4. oh HELL no.7:02 PM May 20th from web
  5. @thomaswood... (I just spent the last few minutes attempting a witty comeback and I just couldn't do it... I think AI does that to people.)6:41 PM May 20th from web
  6. fergie's hair looks ridiculous5:46 PM May 20th from web
  7. love how AI has a teleprompter for the top 13 song...5:29 PM May 20th from web
  8. today I did absolutely nothing... and for some reason, I did not enjoy it... grrr...5:49 PM May 17th from web
  9. okay so people need to stop liking danny gokey... please. stop.5:48 PM May 12th from web
  10. the new applebees commercial talks about A1 Steaksauce and I can't help but think himym...5:34 PM May 12th from web
  11. so although I own too many shitty movies-- I really want to watch the Brady Bunch movie now and am seriously considering purchasing it o ...12:09 PM May 10th from web
  12. my new hand soap smells fantastic.5:25 PM May 9th from web
  13. RT @alyankovicI'm not sure why all these Twitter bots are following me, but I'd like to thank them for their unflagging support.5:24 PM May 9th from web
  14. I'm just saying.... lol2:29 PM May 9th from web
  15. my daddy is really bothering me.2:29 PM May 9th from web
  16. the universe does not seem to want me to watch the end of himym!2:31 PM May 5th from web
  17. can't see through my right eye... awesome.5:09 PM May 3rd from web
  18. wow- I was SO CLOSE To stepping on and destROYING my laptop11:34 AM May 3rd from web
  19. My eyes burn! Glad to know I'm not alone... RT: @annie3000 itchy allergy eyes6:51 PM Apr 29th from web
  20. The new Playtex 18 hour bra is far more pointy than the models realize it is...6:49 PM Apr 29th from web
  • Name corn_muffin19
  • Location brooklyn
  • Bio i love tap dancing, pumpkin pie, and sunflowers. and i'm pretty awesome.
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