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  1. Nothing to see here, folks. Move along. http://su.pr/2bGHJV -- Hello Kitty, you're going to jail. about 20 hours ago from Su.pr
  2. "I'll be gone" music video http://su.pr/8HPkOr -- Starts off slow but stay with it. (hattip @tiahopkins) about 21 hours ago from Su.pr
  3. @nevergetpico unacceptable. I'm moving back to Philly and you're moving away. I'm heartbroken. 2:25 PM Nov 29th from Tweetie in reply to nevergetpico
  4. Bottle service Trinidad, Cuba: $12 Bottle service Los Angeles, CA: $875 Even with the flight, it's cheaper to drink in Cuba. 12:00 AM Nov 29th from Tweetie
  5. Sir, it's $25 for a table. Me: $25 just to sit down? Her: per person. Me: ok bring me $25 worth of whiskey. Her: here is your whiskey sour 11:07 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  6. My assimilation into LA culture is complete. I'm in line for a bar I don't want to go to and 90% of these people are dressed like idiots. 10:36 PM Nov 28th from Tweetie
  7. @nevergetpico where are you moving? 9:49 AM Nov 28th from Tweetie in reply to nevergetpico
  8. nasa.gov's alexa ranking (as read by the toolbar in firefox) is 666. I, for one, welcome our space demon overlords. 8:40 PM Nov 27th from web
  9. There's seven cop cars and a city bus filled with people pulled over outside my apartment. It's probably not a thanksgiving day miracle. 1:13 AM Nov 27th from Tweetie
  10. RT @dannyhom: Sting should have released a retaliatory diss song and called it "Fuck NWA." 11:35 AM Nov 23rd from Tweetie
  11. @MissiLuLu I tried. Ditched them at the last moment which was a good call because i would have totally gotten caught. 12:20 PM Nov 19th from Tweetie in reply to MissiLuLu
  12. I will miss watching undercover cops bust people when I move out of this apartment. Today's catch: 50s, beefy, likes to yell. Crack head. 3:34 PM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  13. Loss of dignity is first RT @charliehoehn: what comes first? joining myspace or taking pictures of your shirtless reflection in the mirror? 8:25 AM Nov 18th from Tweetie
  14. @aprilangelica been meaning to email you again. Spent a week in Cuba and off the Internet. Not sure my plans yet. More soon. 8:34 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to aprilangelica
  15. @aprilangelica body pillow. By far a better investment than most men. 6:42 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to aprilangelica
  16. Hola twitterati. We made it back from Cuba. Contracted bronchitis but otherwise alive. Regular posting to resume shortly. That is all. 6:38 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  17. An 11pm last call is unacceptable for an airport bar. Seriously, no one is panicked that the bar closed before the redeye even boarded? 10:57 PM Nov 7th from Tweetie
  18. @rorowe the septa article you posted returns a page not found error. 6:58 PM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to rorowe
  19. Still haven't found a situation where the thought "man, that's a lot of blood" would be a positive. And it's not for a lack of trying. 7:37 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie
  20. @MissiLuLu so NYC won. Ther is always next season. And I'll be rocking my National League champions hat till then. 7:29 AM Nov 6th from Tweetie in reply to MissiLuLu