Get short, timely messages from corey cruz.

Twitter is a rich source of instantly updated information. It's easy to stay updated on an incredibly wide variety of topics. Join today and follow @corkescrews.

Get updates via SMS by texting follow corkescrews to 40404 in the United States
Codes for other countries

Country	Code	For customers of
Two-way (sending and receiving) short codes:
Australia	0198089488 Telstra
Canada	21212 (any)
United Kingdom	86444 Vodafone, Orange, 3, O2
Indonesia	89887 AXIS, 3, Telkomsel
Ireland	51210 O2
India	53000 Bharti Airtel, Videocon
Jordan	90903 Zain
New Zealand	8987 Vodafone, Telecom NZ
United States	40404 (any)

corkescrews

Overheard random people at the Insular elevator: "Ano ba itsura ni chuvaness?—Di ko nga alam, google natin." @jiritajackson @divasoria 20 minutes ago via web
@mcmanaloto @celsbels i was having trouble with Globe too. then two brilliant minds *ahem @pepperfer & my brother* said, REBOOT. it worked! about 1 hour ago via web in reply to mcmanaloto
*yawn* enrolment day O_o about 11 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
“@Schwartzie14: Mashable's 10 Insanely Clickable Banner Ads - on.mash.to/KyikI1” about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@yvette_tan Google search is actually personalised—depends on what YOU generally search on YOUR browser. My top hit is Cardinal Sin :p 8:14 PM May 28th via web in reply to yvette_tan
@celsbels The Muscles from Brussels is now in Valle in the Kalye. Pics or didn't happen! 5:25 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to celsbels
Been awake since 6. I guess that's enough of a lie-in, even if half of it was spent answering mail, haha. 5:19 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
smashingmag "Design is how it works and how it works is a function of how it looks": a great article by Paul Scrivens - bit.ly/JJgzWT 3:20 PM May 28th via HootSuite Retweeted by corkescrews and 103 others
Dear Sir, kb ≠ KB and mb ≠ MB. 3:21 AM May 28th via web
For the nth time today, I repeat: Do NOT be a smart-ass. 2:20 AM May 28th via web
@MrJamesReeves I raise your 'uninspiring' TEDx talk by my truly uninspiring one (no #humblebrag here, unfortunately) bit.ly/coreyTEDx 11:32 PM May 27th via web in reply to MrJamesReeves
*cough!* RT @katvelayo Even though Manila looks pretty grimy, our air is 1 million x cleaner than Beijing & about 500x cleaner than Shanghai 8:35 PM May 27th via web
@pinoywasabi ugh not looking forward to that! 5:41 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to pinoywasabi
@ZipooOne pff le pouvoir de la jeunesse haha 4:18 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ZipooOne
@ZipooOne tu ne dors pas encore ? 4:10 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to ZipooOne
@juanxi @rowiematti I actually depend a lot on the actual heel especially when tired—I lean back! :o 10:13 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to juanxi
@juanxi @rowiematti how does one walk in those things? Gingerly? 10:05 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to juanxi
Only 1/3? RT @MinuteSexe: Un tiers des femmes Françaises de 30 ans et plus se laissent tenter par une relation sexuelle dès le premier soir. 9:38 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
@christianbesler it's crazy. I wouldn't want to work on a skin whitening account. I love my colour! 9:36 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to christianbesler
@MathieuFlex ça fait 15 secondes de ma vie que je peux pas récupérer ! pas d'envie de voir la reste de 4 minutes de la vidéo :P 9:33 AM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MathieuFlex

Name corey cruz
Location ACD BBDO Manila. cœur à Paris.
Web http://bit.ly/cor...
Bio Ex-lab rat. Ex-code monkey. Now turns people into sheep. // Proximity Creative Head // It's more fun in the Philippines!