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corilahners

Roommate Revenge: 1 of the best clips I've seen lately. it's worth your 2 min: http://tinyurl.com/4julty I'd like to see post footage too!

corilahners @HRBlock thanks! and thank you @markdavidson for pointing these guys out to me. =)
corilahners @BrooklynBeast can you get *my* act together too? my act completely ignores me & doesn't care that I need to work out more. I mean work out.
corilahners @hrblock when is the deadline for filing this year if I filed an extension?
corilahners @jjprojects I swear by those nettie pots for my sinuses. they're great and w/out chemicals: http://tinyurl.com/7c8ob
corilahners if that 1 guy can twitter himself out of jail, can i twitter myself out of the mortgage business? (hmmm... almost sounds perverse! saweet!)
corilahners @mark1davidson I'd post those Artie clips on your website if you want to generate some traffic. I can't on mine, for obvious reasons.
corilahners my liver is very bad & must be punished w/pills & boose. I see Rx warnings as more of a guideline vs rule. or Big Pharma covering their ass.
corilahners @gregbarnett don't let a little pill slow ya down. liver-shmiver. ;)
corilahners @mspecht tell them you have an nasty case of hemorrhoids and an unusually long cervix. (too gross? sorry *blush*)
corilahners @langley one could only hope. do they have universal health care on other planets? what about beer? or I'd settle for ample amounts of ganja
corilahners @mspecht you should make a Dr. appt. for your annual "Well Woman" exam
corilahners ugh... my future meal ticket/employer walked off his radio show today. as if I needed another reason to jump off the top of my bldg - shit!
corilahners I'm off to buy easter shit, chocolate bunnies & some friggin' eggs. just like the baby jesus said we should do in honor of spring equinox ;)
corilahners our complicit media didn't touch Bush's drunken song caught on hidden video where he's making light of his crimes http://tinyurl.com/3x29dk
corilahners imagine if PBS edited a Rev. of Bushie's sermon to frame him as anti-U.S.! the headlines would be unavoidable! http://tinyurl.com/2u8gsr
corilahners @55566688833 I've been hooked on the BTLS replays on Fri's lately (not as Nascar as once I thought). although I prefer Mammary Lane to MTT.
corilahners went on the ULTIMATE PUB CRAWL last weekend w/Zane & co. from that drinkin' show Three Sheets. They added more cities: http://zanecrawl.com/
corilahners @55566688833 I do love Stern but he's mellowed A LOT since his engagement. =( the tomboy in me liked living vicariously through his badness
corilahners Honestly-where are the media on this? Hannity took a 3+ min segment of Obama's Rev's speech & edited it to 25 sec: http://tinyurl.com/2u8gsr