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  1. http://twitpic.com/rd1uc - puff pastry pesto-potato pizza party
  2. @wilderr holy fuck nuts... but you know the only problem is that kittens usually become cats.
  3. @brentdf haha I'll make you some, but brace yourself they're so good its a little insane.
  4. @brentdf really!? how tragic
  5. http://twitpic.com/r3nii - Oh hey Thanksgiving...
  6. @stompclapclap send me an invite!
  7. http://twitpic.com/r25xt - Holy shit balls, these are actually insane
  8. Pulling my pesto, prosciutto, parmesan palmiers out of the oven. In related news: I'm a fan of alliteration.
  9. Last night Andy Dick hit on me then paid my $40 tab at the airport bar. I'm still sleeping off the shock.
  10. The parents greeted me with mimosas, stuffed french toast and the promise to take me shopping...why was I dreading this trip?
  11. faux pho at sfo
  12. http://twitpic.com/qxyim - I'm stranded in the airport, 7 hours before my flight leaves, getting drunk and eating spring roll after spring r
  13. RT @S_SylvesterGLEE: I harbor an irrational, blinding hatred for Kelli Ripa.
  14. Me: "yes! Jeopardy's almost on" Boy: "eww why would you watch jeopardy?" ...romantic fling OVER
  15. @wilderr haha. I just looked through my recent updates and they're basically all about food. What happened to me? I used to be funny.
  16. Next: Bacon wrapped figs stuffed with goat cheese on an arugula salad with lemon vinaigrette
  17. Trying out recipes for Thanksgiving. Just made beer battered asparagus with onions and Parmesan
  18. Andouille sausage, grilled asparagus, white onions, bell peppers, tomatoes and manchego served atop garlic rice pilaf....oh damnnnn
  19. RT @thedailyclog: http://twitpic.com/q9fq6 - Badass math professor keeps teaching on side of Evans after fire alarm
  20. The world of lower echelon sportswear is cut-throat. May my modeling career RIP