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  1. @fionamehta what is that mysterious ticking noise?about 15 hours ago from web in reply to fionamehta
  2. @thecaucus is overloading my feed with Sotomayor news but since I'm also watching it on TV its becoming a little seizure inducingabout 15 hours ago from web in reply to thecaucus
  3. Last night I dreamed my roommates and I broke into Maury Povich's house (which was built by Frank Zappa) to steal peppers from his garden4:07 PM Jun 28th from web
  4. come dressed as some incarnation of Farrah or Michael. I'm partial to rail thin, cracked out Fawcett and surgical mask wearing Jackson10:23 PM Jun 26th from web
  5. is throwing a Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett memorial party because he doesn't understand the concept "too soon"10:23 PM Jun 26th from web
  6. And now it's kick ball and 40's5:08 PM Jun 25th from TwitterBerry
  7. Lake Anza, then the nudie beach, and now tennis and 40's. Why can't summer last forever?!?5:01 PM Jun 25th from TwitterBerry
  8. First Farrah, then Michael, now the cover art for Mariah Carey's new album... I guess deaths really do come in threes.3:24 PM Jun 25th from web
  9. Realizing that I may have made a mistake with my facebook handle, www.facebook.com/cockgobbler seemed funnier when I was drunk.9:43 PM Jun 12th from web
  10. Looks like Ahma-nut-job might win the Iranian presidential election. Too bad they couldn't mobilize the gay vote, oh wait...8:50 PM Jun 12th from web
  11. Laying in bed wondering if it would be socially acceptable to drape myself in velvet.. damn I'm uncomfortably similar to George Costanza10:20 AM Jun 12th from web
  12. in class watching a film about jurisprudence in the Qur'an, completely in Arabic, without subtitles. Everyone but me seems to understand :(11:33 AM Jun 11th from web
  13. Broke and considering a career in the flesh trade. Look for me hookin on MLK and Ashby. One dolla to make you holla!9:07 PM Jun 10th from TwitterBerry
  14. Just watched a man take a shit in the middle of the street, all from the comfort of my kitchen table. Welcome to the neighborhood!7:34 PM Jun 9th from TwitterBerry
  15. @katiejmbaker vodka and Christopher Guest had something to do with it too12:32 PM May 31st from web in reply to katiejmbaker
  16. @katiejmbaker I just squawked at a rather extreme volume. The dudes next to me are not pleased.3:34 AM May 14th from web in reply to katiejmbaker
  17. In retrospect, I shouldnt have stayed up all night teaching myself 2 use Gimp. My professors probably dont care how cool my new banners are4:29 PM May 12th from web
  18. 3 days and dozens of updates into Dan Baum's epic twitter-tale about his hiring and subsequent firing from the New Yorker & its still dope5:41 AM May 12th from web
  19. I'm like Doug's friend Skeeter whenever I meet her, cause I skeet her so hard people call me Patty Mayonnaise.7:13 PM May 11th from web
  20. Not to get all cheeseboard twitter-y but... spinach, fried onions, goat cheese, beets and tangerines. Fucking dope as shit1:20 PM May 11th from web