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cordjefferson

  1. Just heard my first-ever, real-life "La Cucaracha" car horn. Summer in LA is back! about 11 hours ago via web
  2. I made this. RT @GOOD The most important lesson about war I've ever learned from my dad, the veteran: bit.ly/JE7jUx 1:19 PM May 27th via web
  3. "Well, don't be surprised if I'm naked, smoking a blunt, and playing Uno by the time you're back." #overheardinhawaii #islandlife #hangloose 12:57 PM May 25th via web
  4. I wear floral prints on the outside, 'cause floral prints is how I feel on the inside. 1:14 PM May 24th via web
  5. Saddest thing about Flickr dying is that an important resource for Creative Commons images dies with it. :( :( :( 2:40 PM May 23rd via web
  6. I feel like Kristen Stewart and I could have a really good conversation about our eye bags. Eye bag people gotta stick together. 12:50 PM May 23rd via web
  7. Overheard in Honolulu: "You girls look spontaneous; I can tell by the way you dress. Wanna come to a party?" 1:00 PM May 22nd via web
  8. In feudal Japan, the samurai who greenlit "Battleship" would have committed seppuku. Hollywood is so lucky it's not in feudal Japan. 1:10 PM May 21st via web
  9. To Honolulu in a couple hours to see MEN. Moz tomorrow. My Hawaii heads, please congregate. Let's have fun. 3:29 PM May 18th via web
  10. Played soccer for the first time in 10 years last night. Realized that 30 minutes on the treadmill is equal to 90 seconds of real exercise. 10:55 AM May 18th via web
  11. I wrote something about not liking Faceook for America's most popular newspaper, USA Today: usatoday.com/news/opinion/s… 8:52 AM May 18th via web
  12. RT @TimFernholz I saw a dog enjoy a bath the other day. The idea that dogs hate baths is a myth purported by the media. 5:03 PM May 17th via web
  13. I made this about God, Neil deGrasse Tyson, and stuff. RT @hamiltonnolan Cord Jefferson is writing really good stuff. gawker.com/5911224/our-fa… 1:31 PM May 17th via web
  14. Man on bus: "Are you OK? Are you in pain?" Woman on bus: "That's just how my face is." Fin 10:23 AM May 14th via web
  15. Here's a story I wrote about my mom. Happy Mother's Day: theawl.com/2010/04/the-ce… 10:34 AM May 13th via web
  16. I don't think Ginuwine's actually talking about a horse in that song! 1:48 PM May 11th via web
  17. Dude at the bus stop eating the Goya beans from his groceries with the Goya beans lid bent to form a makeshift spoon. Respect. 9:29 AM May 11th via web
  18. You Only Live Online #YOLO 9:50 AM May 10th via web
  19. You can tell how trashy politics is by the fact that it's considered a "gaffe" for the vice president to tell the truth about how he feels. 9:26 AM May 10th via web
  20. Shoulda said, "If you like it, then you should be able to put a ring on it," then unclipped his lapel mic, dropped it, and peaced. 12:40 PM May 9th via web
  • Name Cord Jefferson
  • Location Los Angeles
  • Web http://cordjeffer...
  • Bio Senior editor at GOOD magazine. Contributor to The Awl, The Root, NPR, Wonkette and others. Never for money. Always for love.
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