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  1. My weekend of writing was like this: "This sucks. Too hard. I hate my life." [Then I get an idea, make progress.] "Yay! I love EVERYBODY!"
  2. None of the #commercials I wrote recently are playing on #Superbowl. [Sigh.] Guess I'll slink back to locker room for a "rebuilding year."
  3. Now on screen during #Smallville in #STL: CW logo, Vampire Diaries text, Weather map, Ferguson Roofing logo & phone, and oh yeah, the show.
  4. RT @plutoniumpage: This photo is still making me laugh http://twitpic.com/11jbf5 #snOMG #snowpocalypse
  5. #Snowpocalypse in #STL, part 2: It looks like snow, yet sounds like rain. It's... [duh duh duh]... SNAIN! [Sound FX: Screams]
  6. Plumber in house today. He asks: "What do you do?" Me: "Advertising copywriter." Plumber (disappointed): "Oh. I thought you were an author."
  7. To address crisis, Toyota CEO says he will "form a committee." A committee! Of course! First agenda item: "Should we have bagels or donuts?"
  8. #Snowpocalypse descending on #STL. I did rush to 7-11, but only to buy a Hershey's chocolate bar with almonds. I have my priorities.
  9. Liz: "How are you not moved by this?" Jack: "Because I'm listening to the words." Oh, what a #30Rock
  10. "Catch the Sabre spirit!" LOL! Sounds like a lame corporate video I'd write! #TheOffice
  11. Want to use verb "crush" like cool people, but "I just crushed the b-to-b direct mail piece I #amwriting today" is not quite the spirit.
  12. Today, a female client swatted a persistent gnat, yelling, "Get away from me, you crazy freak!" I froze. It was as if I was still married.
  13. Strange visual @lunch @ #SweetTomatoes, known for salads. Most of us in there looked as if we eat 1 salad for every 9 root beer floats.
  14. A friend of mine said, "We need less aggregators and more original content creators." I said to him, "Woah, Tweet that so I can reTweet."
  15. Lovely snow in #STL. Stood in the dark, watching it, wrapped in the deep silence. Then yelled, OMG IT'S F'N COLD OUT HERE, went back inside.
  16. Please watch the spoilers, my fellow #Dollhouse lovers. West Coast hasn't seen it yet. Just say: OMG WTF I can't believe it, repeat
  17. Here we go: the series finale of #Dollhouse! Joss Whedon, take me away.
  18. Celebrity avatar week on Facebook. I don't want to see it get started here. Because next week we have to go back to being ourselves.
  19. RIP #JDSalinger. Embarrassed to say I never read "Catcher in the Rye." Crazy. Will rectify that by downloading it to my #iPad in 60 days.
  20. [sigh] Love silly comedy and tweaking authority, but I don't get #iPad giggles: for years I've said "legal pad" w/o suggesting menstruation