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CopeKills

  1. Lucky to be alive
  2. “@midnightshowla: Check out brand new video, Gatorade Buzz. It's the first alcoholic sports beverage! youtu.be/0gOmEY3wy-Y” FUCKING FUNNY!
  3. A lot of people tell me my best quality is my ability to JK.
  4. If I was a dog I'd bite all sorts of big juicy butts.
  5. I have a feeling "The Chernobyl Diaries" is gonna be a lot less about people reading diaries & a lot more about people screaming in horror.
  6. @clmazin Will Ferrel!!!!!!
  7. Getting Fratty!!!! instagr.am/p/K63CwbQHhR/
  8. Shot a scene with @robhuebel yesterday. So yeah that was PRETTY GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING COOL.
  9. I just got a parking violation and WIPED MY ASS WITH IT!!! (I'm living out of my car and it was the closest thing to toilet paper in there.)
  10. @shorething123 I am their son.
  11. “@OMGFactsSex: The perineum is called a 'taint' because iT AIN'T one thing or the other.” IS THIS REALLY A "FACT"?!
  12. No one in the world has a more loveless marriage than Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker.