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  1. Did you know "eat" is the only word that if you take the 1st letter and move it to the last it spells its own past tense: “ate?” Sleep well!
  2. Q. Why do men get married? A. So they don’t have to hold their stomachs in any more. http://www.RosebudBookRevie...
  3. Q: Wife's now two months pregnant. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. http://www.TheHipGrandpa.com
  4. What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman? - Frostbite
  5. Final MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
  6. MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = Eskimo Pi http://TheHipGrandpa.com
  7. I review The Onion’s latest book and Jane Hamilton’s Laura Ryder’s Masterpiece. Nice combination, John! http://www.RosebudBookRevie...
  8. IT BOTHERS ME: When people say ‘it’s always the last place you look’. Of course it is. Why would you keep looking after you’ve found it?
  9. MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement = 1 bananosecond
  10. MEASURE FOR MEASURE…2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton. http://www.JohnLehman.info
  11. MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon. http://www.TheHipGrandpa.com
  12. It's here! The CD "10 Things I Think I Know For Sure about Writing and Getting Published" by me, John Lehman, http://RosebudBookReviews.com
  13. MEASURE FOR MEASURE…Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line.
  14. DOG SCHOOL Every hounds’ dream come true—the neighbor down the road is doing taxidermy in his basement. Let’s give it one more smell.
  15. My dog and I review THE INFORMANT!- A dorky Matt Damon and always interesting Steven Soderbergh. http://www.SpankyAndJohnGoT...
  16. ZEN COOKIE "The voices in my head may not be real, but they have some good ideas!" Free autobiography workshop at www.CoolPlums.com
  17. THE ECONOMY IS SO BAD.... It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
  18. I'm looking at a book someone sent me. An anthology of poems published in Great Britain, "In the Telling," and I'm in it. Wow! - John Lehman
  19. WORKING AT HOME Time to check the refrigerator again, it’s been almost twenty minutes.
  20. Dear Abby, Why doesn't 'Buick' rhyme with 'quick' ?