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coolkidelise

  1. I guess I'm lucky in that sense.
  2. & you can cry all you want to... I don't care!
  3. I'll die for my own sins. thanks a lot.
  4. YAY, THEY ADDED SEASON 15 EPISODES OF SOUTH PARK TO NETFLIX! 
  5. going through my old notebook from 7th grade... haha omfg how embarrassing. 
  6. how does @billbeckett get his hair to be so perfect?
  7. learn how to spell Dallon Weekes' name, then we'll talk.
  8. @iamjonwalker why won't you come to Connecticut? WHY DO YOU HATE ME?! 
  9. you have stolen my heart. 
  10. I really need to catch up on @TheLAComplex, omg!
  11. the golden girls were brilliant. they knew any problem could be solved with cheesecake.
  12. JUST TELL HIM & STOP BITCHING! haha.
  13. Kenny is the same in every SP fanfic... not that I'm complaining because he is always the comic relief.
  14. Okay I need to stop quoting this fanfic- whether it's the stuff that makes me LOL or the really deep cryptic parts.
  15. "Corned beef hash with two eggs- runny yolks, totally dripping, basically raw, like I want samonella."
  16. The Wiggles are gonna be in concert in CT?! that is literally the most amusing thing I've heard all day. 
  17. insanity is in the blood, but cruelty- that's learned.