DO NOT watch "The Wire"; Avon Barksdale NOT sassy canine protagonist who hosts makeup parties

Well, everyone knows Custer died at Little Bighorn. What this book presupposes is... maybe he didn't?

IN SECOND SEASON OF "BOSOM BUDDIES" PETER SCOLARI TURNS TO CAMERA AND RECITES DATE AND LOCATION OF YOUR DEATH

Do you love a good glass of wine, but are tired of paying

On press call tomorrow, Gingrich to introduce 2012 Moon Kraken

I will not vote for anyone -- and I mean ANYONE -- who does not have a viable plan for a fully operational moon colony by 2020.

How can I start a web ring on a tumblr?

Ah, that's a terrific wing. I love that shape.

*looks down at tarot cards* I predict your gonna live in a cool tower and have a sword and wear a cool jester costume, good luck man

Sext: Inside the Dream House, Barbie is banged by a Transformer. He transform into a truck while he still inside her, the dream of every man

IT'S THE REMIX TO IGNITION, SOMETHING ROAD TO PERDITION, OBAMA HOLDIN' A BODY, GOT EVERY MAN IN HERE FISHIN' (????)

i want to be the guy who stands up at a george w bush speech, turns to the crowd & says "the ape man is right, we need to change our ways"

discuss: pinterest is tumbler for ladiez.

When you come into my office I have big picture of Stalin, and under that picture of Michael Vick. If you still come in, I like you already.

I added Colon Cancer to @profudu's topics on @klout klout.com/user/profudu/t…

@joshtheoak I tried to give you +K for HyperCard but I couldn't.

I added Asperger Syndrome to @joshtheoak's topics on @klout klout.com/user/joshtheoa…

RIP @tree_bro. Funny & smart. Let's not die, guys. I had to quit booze/drugs so I didn't die. It can be done. xo

remember when u young how u protected your piggy bank? imagine if u never grew up & stayed a child. congrats u understand libertarianism