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  1. Liberate yourself from pesky clothing, especially the dreaded girdle! BEET YO-GURT-LE OFF SALAD http://tinyurl.com/yfqjupw #mediterranean
  2. CTB written up by HOT OR NOT. http://tinyurl.com/ylo8c4e You tell me: Is using food to get you sex hot or not? You know where I stand...
  3. Open your mouth, shut your eyes and get transported to a world of decadent flavor w/ ORAL TATER-SPOLSIONS: http://tinyurl.com/y8uj44z #oral
  4. Blow away the sexy, but whiny crybabies bitching about the cold. Show them life can be SQUASHTACULAR! http://tinyurl.com/ygmoc9x #fallrecipe
  5. Wanna really blow your dates mind? Combine, fruit, meat & cheese! KIWI MELT IN YOUR MOUTH http://tinyurl.com/y9hujgo #newzealand #sandwich
  6. On the days you wake up w/ yearnings for action satisfaction, POMEGRATIFY YOUR MORNING DESIRES: http://tinyurl.com/yjmz3d8 #antioxidant
  7. A sexy storm's coming in. Best close the storm shutters and hide in bed w/ BANGING FLURRY EGGPLANT CURRY http://tinyurl.com/yznwb2d #indian
  8. Feel like an international affair after a night of debauchery? FRENCHING YOUR ENGLISH MUFFIN: http://tinyurl.com/yj5btzh #french #breakfast
  9. Why sit and fry when you can shake and bake? Oily malaise ain't sexy when you're a ARTICHOKE HEARTBREAKER http://tinyurl.com/ykwz5ow #apps
  10. Time 2 go all in with 2 aphrodisiacs jam-packed into one sexy condom-ment: UNDRESS YO PESTO http://tinyurl.com/yjhvtu5 #italian #homemade
  11. Got an extra jack-o-lantern pumpkin? Sexy that shit up with some PIMPIN’ PUMPKIN SOUP: http://tinyurl.com/yfhv47p #halloween #fall #thailand
  12. here i am crashing a ufc after-party claiming i'm a former feather weight champion. should i mention i cook to bang or i bust skulls open?
  13. Feeling lackluster? Is life not grabbing you by the gonads? You gotta STIR-FRY UP SOME TOFU TROUBLE: http://tinyurl.com/ylntk6k #vegan #food
  14. Ever want to mix the Sex & the City girls into one foufou drink? Best of all worlds- POMMELONTINI BIKINI: http://tinyurl.com/ #sexandthecity
  15. Why feel inadequate or embarrassed about the heat your packing? Just STUFF YOUR CHOCOLATE BANANA: http://tinyurl.com/ygfwa95 #aphrodisiac
  16. Let's get all Old Testamenty on salad complete w/ original sin. Serve SHAKE YOUR POM POMEGRANATE SALAD: http://tinyurl.com/yhzqz35 #biblical
  17. Feel like something edible and voluptuous? Grab a hold and honk on these CHICKEN LETTUCE D-CUPS http://tinyurl.com/yf22s44 #chinese #boobs
  18. Release yourself from your earthly limitations. Give into the TOWER OF SWEET TATER TEMPTATION http://tinyurl.com/ykx7azg #temptation #carbs
  19. Why get wrinkly and weathered in the sun when you can serve up some SUN-DRIED SEX APPEAL PASTA: http://tinyurl.com/yzfk6cw #melanoma #suntan
  20. Are you some barn animal? You can't just pounce on your date. Take your time w/ PARFAIT FOREPLAY: http://tinyurl.com/yj2b5x2 #foreplay