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ContrastAmanda

  1. Copious. 9.3 kgs. 9:05 AM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  2. Teat tweet: right front teat took 4:28 mins."More copious soon the teat-pressed torrents flow" 1:30 AM Jul 28th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  3. "Of kine grim-faced is goodliest, with coarse head And burly neck, whose hanging dewlaps reach From chin to knee" 8:40 PM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  4. In 7:15 mins, I gave 15.6 kgs. 7:30 AM Jul 27th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  5. I just squirted 12.3 kgs of milk out of my teats in 5:44 minutes. What did you do today? 6:00 PM Jul 26th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  6. Fastest teat is my right back which milked in 3:25 mins. 7:40 AM Jul 26th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  7. "The more each dry-wrung udder froths the pail, More copious soon the teat-pressed torrents flow" 2:40 AM Jul 26th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  8. Ok, just had a teat race! Back Left came in first at 1:48 mins. 10:15 PM Jul 25th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  9. Well I got in, but just to tease the robot. No milk for the humans. 5:25 PM Jul 25th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  10. Hey human, I just pumped out 16.3 kg for your pleasure. Show me some love. 9:15 PM Jul 24th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  11. Fastest teat is my left front which milked in 4:56 mins. 7:45 AM Jul 24th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  12. Entered the stall at Sun, Jul 24 '11 1:51 am and by Sun, Jul 24 '11 1:59 am gave 14.2 milk. 11:00 PM Jul 23rd, 2011 via TeatTweet
  13. Teat tweet: right back teat took 5:49 mins. 11:00 AM Jul 23rd, 2011 via TeatTweet
  14. Tried to get into the pen. No such luck. 11:45 PM Jul 22nd, 2011 via TeatTweet
  15. Slowest teat is my right back which milked in 3:58 mins. 8:30 PM Jul 22nd, 2011 via TeatTweet
  16. Teat tweet: left front teat took 0:00 mins."each dry-wrung udder froths the pail" 9:45 AM Jul 22nd, 2011 via TeatTweet
  17. Teat tweet: right front teat took 6:37 mins. 7:25 PM Jul 21st, 2011 via TeatTweet
  18. Farmers feed cities. 11.8 kgs. 7:10 AM Jul 21st, 2011 via TeatTweet
  19. Eat, milk, eat, milk, eat, milk. It never gets old. (milkYield) kg from the udder. 11:35 PM Jul 20th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  20. No milk for you robot man. I'm outta here. 8:20 PM Jul 20th, 2011 via TeatTweet
  • Name Contrast Amanda
  • Location Ontario, Canada
  • Web http://teattweet.net
  • Bio I’m eight years old, born on a cold winter day in January 2001. I’ve been a regular milker for years now and am a seasoned cow.
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