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  1. It would be a good idea to strap something really gross to the Google street view van so we could see the people's reactions.
  2. @charltonbrooker Sky News 9th Dec 2008 around 8:30am they said that coming up was Madonna, Cholera in Africa and Emma Watson. In that order.
  3. OK I'm a boring loser, tweeting to nobody and neither are you. http://tinyurl.com/d4puvv Twouble with Twitter. Goodbye.
  4. Twitter trends is how I find out which celebrity has juts died (that's heavy Twitter users for you). I'm sure real news will happen one day.
  5. Doing my part of making Penis a twitter trend. It's because of this btw http://www.epenis.nl Mine is 18cm btw :(
  6. @ashens http://twitpic.com/2cqhe - I was going to buy a netbook and do this, but nothing works at that resolution. I'm getting a cheap m ...
  7. I got into the Battlefield Heroes demo. Very impressive but has crazy lag but that's what betas are for. Meh it'll be free anyway.
  8. I'm hoping audiosurf can now come to the iPhone with the new 3.0 developer kit with access to the iPod library.
  9. I just ate strawberry pancakes. They were great but I choked on my drink watching Flight of the Conchords and they came out of my nose.
  10. @colorwarsubmit nowme http://tinyurl.com/cm8wgo
  11. @colorwarsubmit youngme http://tinyurl.com/cm8wgo Also check out my photoshop.
  12. Woah a month went by. I've got to stop using the internet so much. Good news is that my dad knows a friend of a friend that sell cheap macs.
  13. Catherine Tate and Little Britain will be catchphrase overload. Abused kids is funnier. The best thing is the shift in tone every 5 minutes.
  14. I fucking suck at wrapping, I can hear the tape unstick itself behind me all the time. Ready to SHIP MY SHIT
  15. Hmm what would I have told myself if time travel were possible... http://tinyurl.com/d3tuw7
  16. My bedroom suddenly got the smell of burning in the past 5 minutes. I turned off my gas just in case I explode.
  17. BUY MY SHIT http://bit.ly/OjM1z
  18. That card info was enough to buy a macbook (y'know because macs are so easy) but I chickened out. Somebody else bought pizza and trainers.
  19. Somebody accidentally pasted all his credit card details into a chatroom. Pretty nervous about now to what to do before he turns it off.
  20. DOS attack on the Pirate Bay. I thought they spontaneously lost their court case. Want to download HD TV shows.