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contempoMonkey

  1. Astounding. @starbucks Birm. New St. Has no bags for takeaway. Just lost a sale of 3 bags whole bean. Lazy employees. #poorservice 11:35 AM Jan 11th via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Trust your own senses, and not group insanity. If you think an artist is over-rated, they probably are. bit.ly/uUN9Fr 11:03 PM Jan 2nd via web
  3. @elainegreen5 @kabehr follow me on my other twitter account: @flourMonkey where all my pastry pics are. 4:51 PM Dec 20th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone in reply to elainegreen5
  4. #virgintrains Don't replace your laziness with customers' patience. #poorservice 3:29 AM Dec 17th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone
  5. @markmorford While not as widely known as SJobs, James Dyson isn't too dissimilar within the less technical parts of our lives. 11:20 AM Oct 7th, 2011 via TweetDeck from Westminster, London   in reply to markmorford
  6. @TateShots hope you saw the Maurice Sendak interview today @Guardian. Crotchety old fart; I think I like him even more. 9:17 AM Oct 3rd, 2011 via web
  7. Do we really need another Royal meddling into contemporary culture? tgr.ph/pcge27 Maybe stick to The Wallace Collection... 8:43 AM Oct 3rd, 2011 via web
  8. @TateShots was he scary? In a cartoony way? 9:38 AM Sep 30th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone from Westminster, London   in reply to TateShots
  9. Just added myself to the wefollow.com twitter directory under: #london_uk #contemporaryart #art #contemporary_art #humour 9:58 AM Sep 27th, 2011 via WeFollow
  10. @RNforkids Yay! Bravo to Spirit for expanding operations. 9:45 AM Sep 27th, 2011 via web in reply to RNforkids
  11. As a European citizen, it's less taxing to buy art (7%), than design (19%). Lesson learned: buy art and turn it into a table. 10:58 AM Aug 19th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone from Birmingham, Birmingham  
  12. Chief Constable in Brum on BBC: cops watching looters is part of police work, and will make arrests later. Marvelous. #Birminghamriots 2:32 PM Aug 8th, 2011 via web from Birmingham, England
  13. @artinliverpool @guardian missed one of the best places for buying cool jewelry for the missus: @theBluecoat. 2:37 PM Aug 6th, 2011 via web from Birmingham, England in reply to artinliverpool
  14. @ikongallery Same ending, different way to get there bit.ly/nQfJZh #contemporaryart #tanaka 10:53 AM Aug 5th, 2011 via web
  15. Teleology: what's the point? 1:16 PM Aug 4th, 2011 via Twitter for iPhone from Birmingham, Birmingham  
  16. bit.ly/pCczAD "Leave us alone!", Vorticism screams, as everyone instead ignores the plea and embraces it anyway. #tate #vorticists 3:12 AM Aug 2nd, 2011 via web
  • Name David Green
  • Location Birmingham, UK
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  • Bio Separating the wheat from the chaff in contemporary art.
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