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@ here's hoping it wasn't you impregnating said teenagers, you dirty dog.
5:43 PM Dec 5th
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Childhood memories: the moment I decided I was more a cat person was when my (frequently walked!) dog pooped in my bed.
10:08 AM Nov 27th
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To all able bodied individuals who choose to take an elevator down one floor when stairs are nearby: do your legs a favor and use 'em!!!
5:56 AM Nov 17th
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@ Hey, I'm really good thanks, currently looking up fun winter sun holidays... How have you been? What are you up to at the moment?
6:47 PM Nov 10th
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in reply to Lyriq
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Heard outside my window at 3am: "I wanna have a fucking wank" "You wanna fucking what you nobhead?" Aw, bless. England is so charming.
6:45 PM Nov 10th
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Just got interviewed while dresssed as Marilyn Monroe by Belgian tv at the World Travel Market, trying to ask me questions about Iraq...???
10:47 AM Nov 10th
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Will on proudly returning from the train's snack cart with a bag of 'Roast Ox' crisps: "Well they have 4 legs so they're kind of like bacon"
3:22 PM Nov 9th
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Currently in Wales, briefly. There is a scale on the train platform-- who on earth wants to weigh themselves publicly?! Odd place...
8:46 AM Nov 7th
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"I needed a new enemy... My last one died." -- Amelia the Queen
4:52 AM Nov 6th
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And I thought AutoCAD was a waste of time! Gemvision Matrix is CAD for jewelers. Now to find a spare £4,530... for CAD software!?!?
6:39 AM Oct 28th
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Drugged up Whitney Houston live... what the fuck!?
12:35 PM Oct 18th
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"Shake it to wake it" is more like "Shake it to shower yourself& everything else with orangina"
2:23 PM Oct 17th
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Waiting for Chinese food to be delivered. Naughty, indulgent... so wrong yet so delicious. Just how I like it.
10:35 AM Oct 16th
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@ only happy when it rains, darling? Xx
6:11 PM Oct 12th
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in reply to SeemannSays
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I've got a whole lot of love for La Roux. I totally would've written "I'm Not Your Toy" if she hadn't.
2:18 PM Oct 12th
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Impromptu house party on bethnal green road complete with roof terrace... Sorted.
1:18 PM Oct 10th
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Nothing can ever have happened differently simply because it didn't. But I won't do it the same way again.
12:08 PM Oct 9th
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I made out like a bandit today: fabulous Louboutin heels as a belated bday present. Some things are worth waiting for :)
6:06 PM Oct 8th
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My lipbalm tastes like chocolate and peppermint. This is counterproductive as I just keep licking it off my lips!
11:06 AM Oct 7th
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It's like déjà vu all over again.
5:29 AM Oct 4th
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- Name Arianna
- Location London
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- Bio I make jewelry. And I review stuff. http://www.theconsumerista.com
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