consumatron
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Did I just see one of the members of Bad Religion on an ad for a flip phone?
about 8 hours ago
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So this is what a social life is like. Cute. Neck and neck with work!
7:45 PM Nov 7th
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@ Crimes & Misdemeanors is my fav woody allen movie...followed by Sleeper
7:28 PM Nov 7th
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@ British TV is better because they have health care for all. (maybe this argument would help the cause, no?)
5:13 AM Nov 6th
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Just received the complete rn of Black Books on DVD. Sleep? Who needs sleep?
7:44 PM Nov 5th
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Guy in windows 7 ad asked for less clicks. shouldn't he have asked for fewer clicks?
5:48 AM Nov 5th
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Lenny Henry's character from the BBC show, Chef, is obviously the model that Gordon Ramsay studied... closely.
8:48 PM Nov 4th
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Rent seems so moot right now. My stuff needs to get a job!
8:10 PM Nov 4th
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@ It was being wielded by a low ceiling in pitch black.
6:55 PM Nov 2nd
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I got beat up by a metal pipe in a haunted house in the basement of my work today. How's your Monday?
2:39 PM Nov 2nd
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Feeling somber and neutral milk hotel-y today.
8:12 AM Nov 1st
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@ @ Sheesh. How long does the dehydration and packaging in little foil envelopes step take?
7:06 AM Nov 1st
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Running count of people who have told me that they are going out tonight to get laid by someone in a costume: 3. And they weren't cosplayers
3:16 PM Oct 31st
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@ just idiots trying to scare me. I told them it's nearly impossible to get good Chinese food on the north side.
7:22 PM Oct 30th
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Riding the CTA red line tonight, three clowns told me that white people aren't allowed to ride south of Roosevelt. Guess I'm not white.
7:19 PM Oct 30th
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It makes me really happy that I'm a known regular at Double Li.
7:12 PM Oct 30th
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@ Is your manager a prep cook? Because with all the onions...
2:15 PM Oct 29th
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What are you going to be for Halloween? I'm going to be at work.
2:12 PM Oct 29th
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I slept like a rock last night... A rock of a petrologist who keeps his rocks in his bed, that is.
4:58 AM Oct 28th
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I think I found the perfect route to work. It involves stopping at Xoco for breakfast.
5:09 AM Oct 27th
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- Name Consumatron
- Location Chicago
- Web http://www.consum...
- Bio I write reviews, act stupid on video and am horribly addicted to limiting myself, which is why Twitter makes sense.
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