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The Grand Opening party at @OpenBooks was awesome! Thanks to everyone that came out. I've never been so proud of my job in my life. 9:23 PM Nov 20th from txt
All dressed up and ready to go. 1:46 PM Nov 20th from txt
"I'm gonna try this internet stuff. I don't know what it's all about!" -Woman on bus with iPhone 6:27 AM Nov 20th from txt
Owner of the cafe where I would lunch at my last job called me to wish me good luck on this weekend's grand opening at @Openbookstore! Aw.. 8:03 PM Nov 19th from txt
@newcity gives my company some serious literacy love: http://bit.ly/2o1MAW 8:23 AM Nov 18th from web
@edbot5000 Thanks! 7:54 PM Nov 16th from txt
@enchiladaplate Thanks... It feels pretty awesome too! 7:28 PM Nov 16th from txt
Wanna keep tabs on the store (and fill my co-worker's inbox with follow notifications)? Follow @openbookstore 7:16 PM Nov 16th from txt
@colinmorris No. That is the work of our founder/xecutive director. She's pretty amazing. 7:13 PM Nov 16th from txt
What I've been doing with the last month and a half of my life: http://www.open-books.org 7:05 PM Nov 16th from txt
Anyone going to the Food & Wine show in Chicago? If so, will you bring me your leftovers? 5:35 AM Nov 16th from txt
You can tell how bad the economy is by how many people take their beer with them when they leave a party. 3:58 PM Nov 15th from txt
@TotallySwtChi 3 Little Pigs is as religious as bar food experiences get. Just had my first last week. Amen. 6:53 PM Nov 14th from txt
I was told that I am a good public speaker. I guess I hide my nervousness well. Watching all those TED Talks paid off. 1:02 PM Nov 14th from web
Bus driver shift change: These two might have dated at one point. Or at least slept together. 5:45 AM Nov 14th from txt
It's an oatmeal for dinner kind of a night. 7:56 PM Nov 13th from web
Just tried my first jibarito. ... I'm in love. 6:23 PM Nov 12th from txt
Did I just see one of the members of Bad Religion on an ad for a flip phone? 5:56 AM Nov 12th from txt
So this is what a social life is like. Cute. Neck and neck with work! 7:45 PM Nov 7th from txt
@colinmorris Crimes & Misdemeanors is my fav woody allen movie...followed by Sleeper 7:28 PM Nov 7th from txt

Name Consumatron
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Bio I write reviews, act stupid on video and am horribly addicted to limiting myself, which is why Twitter makes sense.