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consprcy_carrot

  1. So many vacant lots, decaying buildings in every city yet they continue to parcel, sell, develop every square inch of forest, farm & prairie about 10 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  2. Guest on Coast to Coast said gays weren't interested in marriage or monogamy, host: "yep, yep". Screw your bigoted PoS show, @coasttocoastam about 10 hours ago via web
  3. Know who doesn't often get the credit they deserve? Good mama jamas. about 11 hours ago via web
  4. Gotta love a pot guy where ya ask how much ya owe & he's all "ah, don't worry about it, we're square". about 16 hours ago via web
  5. Get butt naked and smoke a bowl, everybody. about 18 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  6. @Ms_Moneypenny_ I had to look it up on YouTube :/ I thought that might help. Made it worse. about 18 hours ago via web in reply to Ms_Moneypenny_
  7. I think I'd make a good Canadian. about 18 hours ago via web
  8. @CorwenWitch The future's going to be a real freak show. about 20 hours ago via web in reply to CorwenWitch
  9. @CorwenWitch When brain-computer interface is commonplace instant data-mining will be available allowing users to access all yer public info about 20 hours ago via web in reply to CorwenWitch
  10. Cyborg children of the future will have facial recognition eyes, know everything about us, size us up in seconds & laugh at the dinosaurs. about 20 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  11. I just rode my bike to the park, around the park, down a dirt road and back. Fuck you, Lance Armstrong! Watch ya back, fool. about 20 hours ago via Favstar.FM
  12. I've had Toto's "Africa" stuck in my head for like 3 weeks now. I can't take much more of this. Goodbye cruel world. about 22 hours ago via web
  13. My guest bathroom is a drain in the middle of the garage. about 23 hours ago via web
  14. Your retweets mean nothing* to me! *everything about 23 hours ago via Favstar.FM